So I was going into my spam folder on Gmail and at the top there are usually spam recipes and everything lol But this time, there was something different and I was like 'whoa':

http://www.bananaguard-uk.com/

I just think this is hilarious :P

Mwahaha, £3.95???!!! :lolol:

Yeah, I've seen them over here in shops and on the internet, but never actually in somebody's lunch box or bag :lol:

I'd buy it, hahaha.

I just don't know which one I'd want, though... Ravishing Red or Glow in the Dark? :lol:

It sounds kind of odd doesn't it?

For almost four quid I would settle for nothing less than the technological awesomeness that is "glow in the dark". It's a shame that they're sold out; pretending to eat radioactive fruit would probably be the highlight of my work day. :p

hahah that made my day

What if the banana doesn't fit? :confused: :lol:

Well, I imagine you would just have to squish it into banana goop, wrap it in cellophane to avoid unsightly leaks, and mold it to your Banana Guard until it did. That, or wait for the "Extreme BananaGuarding" that they promise is coming soon. I bet it could handle the largest of mutant bananas.

I want one! :lol:

haha! LOL, this made me smile... Too bad they don't sell them here in the USA... I'd buy one just so I could laugh at myslef... I don't even like bannannas that much :lolo:

Well, I imagine you would just have to squish it into banana goop, wrap it in cellophane to avoid unsightly leaks, and mold it to your Banana Guard until it did. That, or wait for the "Extreme BananaGuarding" that they promise is coming soon. I bet it could handle the largest of mutant bananas.

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Well, I imagine you would just have to squish it into banana goop, wrap it in cellophane to avoid unsightly leaks, and mold it to your Banana Guard until it did.

Well after going through such a process, I think I'd rather just take the banana and go. :lol:


That, or wait for the "Extreme BananaGuarding" that they promise is coming soon. I bet it could handle the largest of mutant bananas.

I'm sure that'll be quite convenient.

The would be deemed useless though once the "straight bananas" that they* were talking about are produced.

*they = banana growers :lol:

Mwahaha, £3.95???!!! :lolol:

In Euros, that would be €5.84!

In Canadian dollars, that's C$8.31

In US Dollars, that's US$7.48!

(as of posting)

(courtesy of Yahoo! Finance Currency converter (http://finance.yahoo.com/currency))

Well after going through such a process, I think I'd rather just take the banana and go. :lol:
Yeah, but what happens when you begin to eat the banana and decide that, really, you want banana mush instead? You'll just have to squish it, anyway! Might as well get it over with.

If all you wanted was a whole banana, then paying four quid for a banana protector is a waste of cash. Really, you should just take a frozen banana. Not because you want a frozen banana, but because they're pretty tough and you'll want a regular banana later.

Yeah, but what happens when you begin to eat the banana and decide that, really, you want banana mush instead? You'll just have to squish it, anyway! Might as well get it over with.


I don't think the banana would appreciate being turned to mush, though. :P

If all you wanted was a whole banana, then paying four quid for a banana protector is a waste of cash. Really, you should just take a frozen banana. Not because you want a frozen banana, but because they're pretty tough and you'll want a regular banana later.

True.

I don't think the banana would appreciate being turned to mush, though. :P
Yeah? Well, I don't think that I would appreciate a fastidious snack.
True.
Well, yeah... of course.

Can this guard be used in cricket matches? ;)

Slightly inappropriate.

Or even on its own with the aid of our BananaGuard Holster (Coming Soon).


*sucks in breath* Did you hear that? Huh? Huh? *jumps up and down* A banana guard holster!!!!!!

:O :O :O :O :O :O They will ban them from schools because kids will use them as guns *shakes head*

Oh well I don't like bananas so it would be no use to me! Not that it is if you like bananas..... :lolo:

:lol: Ah, very well, these are the kind of things I like to see! :) Although for about eight dollars I think I'll make one of my own. Question is where can you get your own glow in the dark stuff? Hmmm, I'll experiment with that uranium I have and get my microwave ready.

I have some iridium and phosphorus you might try... :lol: