I made the thread, since no one else did

The debate... of what? :confused:

The elections!

err um in confused.. whats happenin

err um in confused.. whats happenin

You can read this (http://www.lissaexplains.com/forum/showthread.php?t=54597) thread if you want to.. :blush:

*sigh* Confused people. :rolleyes: It's called Imagination!

Inside the LEIA council, a very large gathering room, which has a beautiful stage and has many long rows of seats for the LEIAns to gather round and hear. Currently nobody is on stage but you can see two debate booth tables. One is about a good size for a chicken and the other would fit a huge elephant.

*enters upstage*

Hello and thank you for coming! I am the spokesman for Mr. Chicken and I am proud to present him.

*audience applauses*

For the next few days there will be a debate between the Chicken and Pinky the Elephant. We will see what their strategies are and we will have an audience participation. If you would like to say a few words do not be afraid, please speak your mind. Speak out at any time. We will be having an intermission in between some point. This debate will go on for about three or four days so everyone may participate at their own good time. If you are still undecided about who to vote for or you may be open minded to change your vote. Do pay close attention between the conversations in this thread. Thank you! And now the moment we have all been waiting for, the one and only MR. CHICKEN!

*Mr. Chicken enters and sits on top of debate table*
*Mr. Chicken clucks a couple times placidly into microphone*

*iThomas gets up from the audience*
Mr. Chicken! Mr. Chicken! How will you reduce pollution in the ozone layer?

*Pinky walks up on stage, followed by lots of applause*

"As Mr.Chicken so kindly told you, this debate will go on for several days. In those few days please feel free to ask any and all of the questions you have."

(sorry I'm late! Thanks for handling it The Beatles!)

Hello! I am the representative for Pinky the Elephant. He is now ready for any questions that you may have, and I will translate his response for you. Please await answers patienty.

The floor is open to the public to begin asking questions.

*raises hand* I have a question!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

:p lol rainbow monkey!

To get to the other side!!!

*iThomas gets up from the audience*
Mr. Chicken! Mr. Chicken! How will you reduce pollution in the ozone layer?

*Mr. Chicken's microphone translates his speech so everyone may understand*

Mr. Chicken: The expense is high but worth it, I will be using your taxes to buy and give out plants and mostly trees. If every family in the United States planted one tree, they would be removing more than a billion pounds of greenhouse gases from the air every year. So thus, when you go to pay your taxes you will get a free tree or the choice of letting them plant it for you.

*raises hand* I have a question!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Mr. Chicken: Wonderful sense of humor you have! You see, that's the thing, with chickens, we love comedy! Laughing and having a good time is healthy for the body and brings happiness to people. If you are too stressed try and have a better time. You can still work hard and do your job.

And yes, the answer to your question is to get to the other side.

________________

Pinky? Pinky the Elepant! I would like to know if the slavery rumor is true! Second thing, what do you plan to do to stop the advertising on the internet?

Thomas raises up from his seat. "I'm sold" he said. "But I have one more question." Thomas paused for a second, as he took a sip of water. "This one is for Pinky too. Will you reduce advertising on the internet, and how would you? I'd certainly like to see popup reduction, but" Thomas paused "banner ads are OK. And what are you tax plans?" Thomas pauses, again, taking a sip of water and says "Thank you." Thomas sits down on his seat, waiting for a response from Pinky and Chicken. He watched the stage creek, almost buckling from the weight of the elephant.

Thomas raises up from his seat. "I'm sold" he said. "But I have one more question." Thomas paused for a second, as he took a sip of water. "This one is for Pinky too. Will you reduce advertising on the internet, and how would you? I'd certainly like to see popup reduction, but" Thomas paused "banner ads are OK. And what are you tax plans?" Thomas pauses, again, taking a sip of water and says "Thank you." Thomas sits down on his seat, waiting for a response from Pinky and Chicken. He watched the stage creek, almost buckling from the weight of the elephant.

Mr. Chicken: Advertising is annoying but the salespeople who do it are making money off of it. Those salespeople are required to fufill their job, I do not wish to take their career away for that. I will attempt to reduce spam letters and junkmail. That one will be easy, I can create a program that automatically deletes all mail from websites and organizations that are listed in the program. And you can add more so they can still not get through.

As for your second question, my tax plans are not completely prepared. I did have a couple ideas that the wealthier must pay higher expenses and donations for charity. However, I do not wish to discuss anything that may not happen yet. Until I have a true answer for you, this is the most I will say.

_________________

Super RP06 (who is wearing his special suit, special cape and special goggles and has Ryo banknotes and coins ) stands up and said:

"I have a question, Mr. Chicken. I heard that Pinky would propose a currency called Pinkyons. Will you propose a new currency? If yes, What would you call on a proposed currency, and how much will that currency be worth against the Ryo. I have a question to you, Pinky. How much will the Pinkyon currency be against the Ryo? I would like to have a statement for you two. I, at RP06, have the Ryo currency at hand for everything money...(just pretending)

...And we at RP06 use the Ryo currency as money!"

Mr. Chicken: The expense is high but worth it, I will be using your taxes to buy and give out plants and mostly trees. So thus, when you go to pay your taxes you will get a free tree or the choice of letting them plant it for you.

If our tax money will be used to buy those trees, then how are those trees free? :confusion

Thomas raises up from his seat. "I'm sold" he said. "But I have one more question." Thomas paused for a second, as he took a sip of water. "This one is for Pinky too. Will you reduce advertising on the internet, and how would you? I'd certainly like to see popup reduction, but" Thomas paused "banner ads are OK. And what are you tax plans?" Thomas pauses, again, taking a sip of water and says "Thank you." Thomas sits down on his seat, waiting for a response from Pinky and Chicken. He watched the stage creek, almost buckling from the weight of the elephant.

Pinky "I do plan on reducing pop up advertising, but advertising itself cannot be completely reduced. I plan to eliminate this more annoying form of advertising by making banner ads the common form of advertising.

The tax plans are simple: keep them as they are. VBux are barely taxed as it is, and there really is no need to increase any form of taxing. LEIA has plenty of money to accomplish all it needs, and if the budget provides, taxes will be reduced by as much of a margin as possible. The tax plans will also have to be reviewed by financial advisors before any plans would be made definite.

As for the rumor of Pinkyons becoming a new currency, I have not approved nor planned such an action."

Is that all the questions? Would anyone else like to ask the candidates a question?

Yes! Yes!

How will you plan to sit in your chair? :lolo:

Pinky says: "I don't need a chair. I can sit on the floor and be just fine."

Angelica says: "Chicken will have to sit on phone books just so we can see him."

Pinky: "That's not very nice to say about the opponent, Angelica."

Angelica: "Sorry Pinky"

^ hah!

If our tax money will be used to buy those trees, then how are those trees free? :confusion

Mr. Chicken: That would be after you pay your taxes. Receiving the tree would be a gift, it's better than receiving nothing.

Angelica says: "Chicken will have to sit on phone books just so we can see him."

Me: Mr. Chicken will be just fine. He is standing on top of table and is clear to perceivable sight.

*looks around* Where?

This nightly, stormly night will be one to remember. Deeply.

Whilst chicken is answering questions, an enemy of unknown origin or side plants explosives in the roof of the LEIAWDFUNESSBFC (Lissa Explains: It all Web Design Forums United Networks, Electual Statuses and Standard for a better Forum Complex, LUN for short)

The evil, probably neutral enemy heads up the fire exits, and rips out the Intel processor in the alarm. Immidiately, the alarm fails and a small wisp of smoke pours from the chip.

In a dull, toneless voice, the bad guy says "Oh, ```` these Intels!", pouring a small dash of water, and pulling the memory out. The computers humming stops, the fan slows. All lights on the panel fail. He places a Thermite charge on the Hard Disk, destoying all edivence.

Suddenly, he sees a camera. He ducks out of vision, and slowly tears the cable out. The cameras power light slowly fades out of vision, into darkness beyond.

At the security center, a picture on the camera flickers and turns into 'CAMERA UNAVAILIBLE: @#0001~Fire_Exit!#'. The technicians attempt to resolve it but eventually dismiss it. Why? Well, the alarm was off and was saying there's nothing wrong.

He climbs up to the top of the building, opening the exit. Normally, he would have set off an alarm, but since he had burnt the alarm to pieces using thermite, he had nothing to worry about.

The "assasin" plants 5 M-80 charges on the glass roof and metal structure. He had been payed $50,000 to do this. He grabbed his remote detinator.

"And thats how I will save the..." Chicken, oblivious of the danger continues talking.

Suddenly, all the lights fail.

The roof collapses, smashing into flying shrapnel. Rain pours through the roof; dashing the circuitary of the computers. All is lost. But, out of nowhere, Chicken dives to rescue the reporters - and his opponent, with difficulty.

The security center cameras turn into static, apart from two cameras, one with a smashed lens, and another with half the picture missing. They show chicken rescuing everyone, a heroic effort for such a small animal.

Chicken breaks a sack of chicken feed open, spreading it over the floor. The chicken feed is blown up with the wind from the high building and bonds together with the water and starch, locking the hole in the roof shut. Lights restore from their flickering state; computers reboot and the storm dies down. Miraculasly, the only injuries are to the chicken, and a few bruises at best.

Chicken saved the day.

Wow! I'm good at stories!

^ That was wonderful herotic effort Mr. Chicken gave. *gives round of applause*

^ That was wonderful herotic effort Mr. Chicken gave. *gives round of applause*

Pinky will be happy. Surely this will effect the outcome, a brave president! :)

^ don't be ridiculous, of course it will, with our beloved Pinky in the hospital due to severe head injuries it will be a little harder for him to give his speeches that all LEIAns' love. But hey, with all his wit and courage, but hey, he'll find a way!

^ don't be ridiculous, of course it will, with our beloved Pinky in the hospital due to severe head injuries it will be a little harder for him to give his speeches that all LEIAns' love. But hey, with all his wit and courage, but hey, he'll find a way!

What are you talking about? If you read the post it says that only Chicken was bruised and even that was small. Pinky did not suddenly gain severe head injuries, right?

Obviously the post was wrong, because i'm sitting right next to Pinky here in his hospital ward.

Obviously the post was wrong, because i'm sitting right next to Pinky here in his hospital ward.

Obviously that is the wrong Pinky. Maybe you're mistaking him for his cousin Pinko, who was recently serverly injured in a Phant Crash.

no, the doctors just did a DNA test, at my request, and it's Pinky all right.

no, the doctors just did a DNA test, at my request, and it's Pinky all right.

Except, Pinko has had blood donated by a member of Pinky's family. So Pinko would have Pinkys DNA.

they also checked his trunk print and that matches Pinky's too.

they also checked his trunk print and that matches Pinky's too.

There's only one simple explanation for this! Pinky is faking! :grouch:

There's only one simple explanation for this! Pinky is faking! :grouch:

CONSPIRACY TO FAKE!!!! I'LL NEVER VOTE FOR HIM!


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CONSPIRACY TO FAKE!
I'LL NEVER VOTE PINKY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!


CONSPIRACY TO FAKE!
I'LL NEVER VOTE PINKY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!

how could he be faking this?
it's not like he planned for terrorists to attack the building.

how could he be faking this?
it's not like he planned for terrorists to attack the building.

No, we mean pinky has injured himself delibreatly. Even if Pinky was injured, chicken saved him!

how? why?

If you read the post, which was completely accurate, chicken rescued his opponent. :)

Very brave :chicken:

very brave indeed, but Pinky didn't come out unscathed.

"THIS IS A BULLETIN FROM ATNEWS CHANNEL 11!

ANNOUNCEMENT!! one of the conspirators in the recent attack during the presidential debates was caught earlier today by local LEIA authorities. After hours of grueling interrogation, the suspect was convinced to give his statement for a lesser jail term.

"It was too much money to resist," said the suspect, a criminal with a red waddle under his beak. "He said he needed good PR. That's all. No one was really supposed to be hurt."

After this startling revelation, the suspect burst into tears, choking gobbles into each sob. "I'm sorry, brother. I didn't mean to be a rat. But I have little chicks to take care of!!!"

Authorities are furthering their investigation into the incident as we speak. Pinky, who suffered a slight head injury during the incident, will be released from the hospital later today. Please stay tuned for more breaking coverage of the Pinky vs. Chicken Campaign."

As Pinky's representative, I must say that I am speechless.

The Beatles, Pinky wanted me to tell you how much it meant for you to stay by his hospital bed during his stay. He really appreciated it.

very brave indeed, but Pinky didn't come out unscathed.

If chicken hadn't been there, it would be a bigger mess than what we had expected. I've just done an investigation on what happened:Marcus "Brown" Pakola, a professional terrosists laptop computer was recovered today in a puddle of water. It contained important data on it; and it is suspected that a punk stole it from him. Although the laptop was wet, some quick modifications soon sorted the problem.

A 8.7mm x 19mm handgun was recovered just outside of the LUN building. One round of the 14 bullet clip had been fired. The gun was thrown down a drain. The bullet fired into a guard had been traced back to the gun.

An unexploded package of M-80 was found on the roof of the building. If this 3 pound explosive had gone off, the entire roof would have collapsed in and the problem would have been much worse. The whole building, apart from the debate floor would have collapsed, leaving the survivors trapped for approximately 2 days.

The alarm system was recovered and one fingerprint on the main board survived, however it was incomplete. It came back to 81 possible names, including Marcus.

The batteries and capacitors in the security camera, although unable to power the lamp on the front, managed to power the core memory and camera for 15 seconds; showing clear pictures of Marcus. This was a core mistake.

An intel proccessor from the alarm was recovered, and when the modal L7 cache memory 1mb memory, had some audio recorded on it. The audio was unclear but said "O ---- hes --- i -- tels". Audio enhancing software enhanced it to "Oh ---- these intels".

The hard drive from Marcus's laptop contained incriminating information and had plans of the building.

A computer similation suggessted than if Chicken had been more than 2 inches taller, he would not have been able to do it.

A webcam on a computer that survived was completely intact and clearly showed Pinky the Elephant was not injured. Later, this picture showed Pinky delibrately ramming into solid metal bars.
Lots of edivence there!

Announcer: "THIS IS RP06 BREAKING NEWS"
Main News Anchor: "We just got word that RP06 was not involved in the attack in the building. He escaped unharmed. We just obtained video of the attack from RP06 himself"
(video plays)
2nd News Anchor: "As you can see, this video is shocking. This was taken from a camera cell phone. As for Pinky, he's still in the hospital this Choi/Cent/Watch. He's expected to be released later today or prehaps tomorrow. That incidient has sounded the Ryosirens, and several RP06mobiles were dispatched to the scene, along with police."
Main News Anchor: "We just got a statement from RP06 himself. It said: We at RP06 are shocked about the incidient. We wish Pinky to quickly recover, and to attend at a future debate vs Chicken. RP06 is donating R50,000.000 (50 thousand Ryos) to Pinky."
2nd News Anchor: "And word that came in just milliChois ago that the suspect involved in the incidient will face a 23.20 RMD court date. We at RP06 will keep you updated on the latest on the RP06 special: LEIA VOTES 2006, as new developments come in. Have a nice day."
Announcer: Stay tuned to RP06 News for the latest on LEIA VOTES 2006

If chicken hadn't been there, it would be a bigger mess than what we had expected. I've just done an investigation on what happened:Marcus "Brown" Pakola, a professional terrosists laptop computer was recovered today in a puddle of water. It contained important data on it; and it is suspected that a punk stole it from him. Although the laptop was wet, some quick modifications soon sorted the problem.

A 8.7mm x 19mm handgun was recovered just outside of the LUN building. One round of the 14 bullet clip had been fired. The gun was thrown down a drain. The bullet fired into a guard had been traced back to the gun.

An unexploded package of M-80 was found on the roof of the building. If this 3 pound explosive had gone off, the entire roof would have collapsed in and the problem would have been much worse. The whole building, apart from the debate floor would have collapsed, leaving the survivors trapped for approximately 2 days.

The alarm system was recovered and one fingerprint on the main board survived, however it was incomplete. It came back to 81 possible names, including Marcus.

The batteries and capacitors in the security camera, although unable to power the lamp on the front, managed to power the core memory and camera for 15 seconds; showing clear pictures of Marcus. This was a core mistake.

An intel proccessor from the alarm was recovered, and when the modal L7 cache memory 1mb memory, had some audio recorded on it. The audio was unclear but said "O ---- hes --- i -- tels". Audio enhancing software enhanced it to "Oh ---- these intels".

The hard drive from Marcus's laptop contained incriminating information and had plans of the building.

A computer similation suggessted than if Chicken had been more than 2 inches taller, he would not have been able to do it.

A webcam on a computer that survived was completely intact and clearly showed Pinky the Elephant was not injured. Later, this picture showed Pinky delibrately ramming into solid metal bars.
Lots of edivence there!

Less than a day after the incident and you already have so much incriminating evidence? Sounds like it was planted to me and that there is an inside conspiracy. We already have someone who confessed to the crimes. And Pinky is in the hospital. He's still slurring his words slightly, but he'll be fine, thanks for your concern.

^ really.

That was 1 LEIAweek so really.

how?

how?

A LEIAweek is basically a day in real life. However, in the virtual world; time is 7x slower.

so you're saying that you found 1.28 peices of evidence a day?

so you're saying that you found 1.28 peices of evidence a day?

More or less; but more like one piece one day, no pieces the other day then two pieces, etc.

Well, how about we get back to the debate?
After all, Pinky is being released from the hospital shortly, and the terrorist will be punished.

We are all very thankful that Mr. Chicken was there. After all....

A computer similation suggessted than if Chicken had been more than 2 inches taller, he would not have been able to do it.


Pinky is always willing to help, but in this case....I guess size was an important factor.
There are of course other incidents where Pinky would be more helpful than Mr. Chicken....like when large objects need to be moved without anything but the workers. This being said, Mr. Chicken and Pinky are both helpful in their own way, and therefore, this need not have any difference in the election....so back to the debate.

May I ask both opponents several questions, "How do you hope to improve education? What are your plans for ensuring health care for all? What is one of the first things you will do to make LEIA a better place?"

Pinky, with his head wrapped in a bandage although he has finally been released from the hospital, had this to say in response to Marta's questions:

"I hope to improve education by spending more of the tax money on text books and computer resources while spending less on the paychecks of elected officials. Money will also be used to increase the pay checks of teachers as an incentive to teach.

I plan to install a health plan for all lower class and low middle class LEIAns who need health care, as well as a plan for seniors citizens. This plan will include paying for 75% of all medications, regardless of how many meds are prescribed or the price. I believe that the government should care for its people, and as such, we should care for the well being of LEIAns. My health plan would guarantee that everyone would have sufficient care when they are sick, and two free yearly check ups.

One of the first things I will do to make LEIA a better place would be to resolve internal issues among citizens. I believe that the first step to make anywhere a better place is to reslove issues between people that cause rifts. After these can be resolved, we will progress onto other reforms."

Go Pinky!!!!!

Me: Yes Mr.Chicken question please!
Mr.Chicken: Yes?
Me: When you win, may I deep fry you and make me some chicken tenders?
Mr.Chicken: *backs away slowly*
Me: *chases Chicken and finally catches him and dips him in deepfryer*
Me: mmm chicken *eats*

:lolol:^ Yay!!!!!!:lolol:

im voting for chicken
cuz u cant make Elephant Tenders
CURSE YOU PINKY

:confused: :confusion: :confusion: Okay...:confusion: :confusion::confused:

check out my Vice Prez. Thread
every canidate need s avice prez
Chicken with Peter Griffin i sugest :P

that's... odd.

nuh uh
Bush and Cheney
Chicken and Griffin
>;o

I don't get the point.

//stands up

I asked you the about the currency proposals earlier...

I said to Mr. Chicken: "I heard that Pinky would propose a currency called Pinkyons. Will you propose a new currency? If yes, What would you call on a proposed currency, and how much will that currency be worth against the Ryo?"

Then I asked Pinky: "How much will the Pinkyon currency be against the Ryo?"

New currency? Pinky never proposed that, the press made it up!

Or did they *shifty eyes*

yes, they did.

yes, they did.
Really *shifts eyes towards Pinky suspiciously*

im voting for chicken
cuz u cant make Elephant Tenders
CURSE YOU PINKY


Just a comment for you, if Mr. Chicken is elected, then you will not be allowed to eat chicken anyways. :confusion

if Mr.Chicken is elected i'm eating all the chicen i can get my hands on.

You're confusing me ThreeFourths. I thought you wanted to fry Mr. Chicken.

I'm a big chicken eater. Then again, I'm a Southerner, and we love eating chicken here!!! YUMM!!! Never had elephant. I don't think it would taste good.

"I'm relieved!" says Pinky.

^ yeah!

Hello??

Hello??
*Chicken pops out from somewhere*
Hello.

good to see you finally came around Mr. Chicken. There are some questions for both canidates back on page 6, maybe you would consider answering soon.

Yeah. I want to hear your side of things, Mr. Chicken. Pinky has given his viewpoints and ideas.