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I've got some questions for everyone here!
Who took the bite out of the apple logo?
Who opened the windows in microsoft windows?
Why are apartments called 'apartments' when they are always so close together?
Why does POSH stand for "Port out, starboard home?"
How do you know invisible ink is actually there?
If you speed up to the speed of light, won't time just stop?
Why did the chicken come before the egg?
Why did the lizard come before the chicken?
Why did the fish come before nothing?
Why did nothing come before nothing?
anime gurl 04-27-2006, 10:06 PM :confusion well thats confusing.. my head hurts now.. thanks alot thomas! J/K
:confusion well thats confusing.. my head hurts now.. thanks alot thomas! J/K
MUAHAHA!
1. Me! :hehe:
2. Mr. Window Opener?
3. 'Cause they were built really far away from each other, but Pinky the evil elephant pushed them together
4. Because people are confusing :confusion
5. You don't
6. Why?
7. Because chickens lay eggs
8. 'Cause they evolved into chickens
9. It didn't
10. Because god became nothing and so god nothing came before normal nothing
:buckt:
Douglas 04-28-2006, 12:45 AM Who took the bite out of the apple logo? Steve Jobs.
Who opened the windows in microsoft windows? Bill Gates.
Why are apartments called 'apartments' when they are always so close together? They are still a part from each other :3
Why does POSH stand for "Port out, starboard home?" Because.
How do you know invisible ink is actually there? Because I said so.
If you speed up to the speed of light, won't time just stop? No, it will only have seemed to stop if you look at a clock, because the light reaching your eye will always be the same.
Why did the chicken come before the egg? Because chickens lay eggs!
Why did the lizard come before the chicken? Because the lizard needed something to eat, so it invented the chicken.
Why did the fish come before nothing? It didn't. Because nothing came before something.
Why did nothing come before nothing? Because nothing is always before nothing.
Katja 04-28-2006, 12:59 AM Why does POSH stand for "Port out, starboard home?"
Because that was the shady side of the sailing ship on the trip to India and back from Britain...it's true, I swear!
rainbow_monkey 04-28-2006, 07:33 AM I wanna do it too! :blush: I haven't really read any other posts, so I'm sorry if I answerd on like you did. :)
1. Who took the bite out of the apple logo? --- That one hungry person over near that place at that one time.
2. Who opened the windows in microsoft windows? --- Sorry, I was getting hot.
3. Why are apartments called 'apartments' when they are always so close together? --- I don't know. But why do you wanna know? :confusion
4. Why does POSH stand for "Port out, starboard home?" --- hhhmmm....I'm not sure.
5. How do you know invisible ink is actually there? --- Touch it, you'll know. :hehe:
6. If you speed up to the speed of light, won't time just stop? --- Are you calling me fat?!
7. Why did the chicken come before the egg? --- Because there had to be some sort of adult chicken early in life.
8. Why did the lizard come before the chicken? --- Because how else would they have Gieco commercials back in 15 B.C.E.?
9. Why did the fish come before nothing? --- Maybe they're stupid.
and 10. Why did nothing come before nothing? --- Because I said so. :P
....and that's the answer to life. :drool:
rainbow_monkey 04-28-2006, 07:54 AM :lol:
So were they all right? Do I get an A++?!?!
So were they all right? Do I get an A++?!?!
Uh... yeah sure! *hands over paper airplane*
Magln Meow 04-28-2006, 05:39 PM Who took the bite out of the apple logo? My teacher. :P
Who opened the windows in microsoft windows? More importantly, who closed them?
Why are apartments called 'apartments' when they are always so close together? Well, I live in an apartment and I think it's fun because you can spy on a neighbor through their window in your home.
Why does POSH stand for "Port out, starboard home?" Port Out Starboard Home = POSH, like duh.
How do you know invisible ink is actually there? Put it under some heat and you'll see it glow.
If you speed up to the speed of light, won't time just stop? No, you'll see the light particles and they will look like they stopped but I think because it is going at the same speed as you whatever time spent going somewhere, time was spent.
Why did the chicken come before the egg? Because the mommy chicken had to take care of her hatcling from the egg.
Why did the lizard come before the chicken? Because lizards lay eggs. Erm, yea.
Why did the fish come before nothing? You needed something before nothing came.
Why did nothing come before nothing? In life, before you do something you do nothing it's impossible to do everything at once. And since people often sit around doing nothing they were doing nothing before that.
Who took the bite out of the apple logo? My teacher. :P
Who opened the windows in microsoft windows? More importantly, who closed them?
Why are apartments called 'apartments' when they are always so close together? Well, I live in an apartment and I think it's fun because you can spy on a neighbor through their window in your home.
Why does POSH stand for "Port out, starboard home?" Port Out Starboard Home = POSH, like duh.
How do you know invisible ink is actually there? Put it under some heat and you'll see it glow.
If you speed up to the speed of light, won't time just stop? No, you'll see the light particles and they will look like they stopped but I think because it is going at the same speed as you whatever time spent going somewhere, time was spent.
Why did the chicken come before the egg? Because the mommy chicken had to take care of her hatcling from the egg.
Why did the lizard come before the chicken? Because lizards lay eggs. Erm, yea.
Why did the fish come before nothing? You needed something before nothing came.
Why did nothing come before nothing? In life, before you do something you do nothing it's impossible to do everything at once. And since people often sit around doing nothing they were doing nothing before that.
:lol:
Angelica 04-29-2006, 12:59 AM Who took the bite out of the apple logo? Mr. MacIntosh of course!
Who opened the windows in microsoft windows? Mr. Bill Gates
Why are apartments called 'apartments' when they are always so close together? It has to do with latin roots I'm sure. I seem to remember seeing something about that...
Why does POSH stand for "Port out, starboard home?" Katja's answer sounds good ;)
How do you know invisible ink is actually there? Because you can see it when you heat it up.
If you speed up to the speed of light, won't time just stop? Theoretically, but you can't yet. That was in Einstein's theory or relativity....nevermind
Why did the chicken come before the egg? Because...nevermind that has to do with religion
Why did the lizard come before the chicken? Uh...it did?
Why did the fish come before nothing? Because it just did
Why did nothing come before nothing? There was never just "nothing"--but that answer is kind of religious too.
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