I was wondering if there's a code for Livejournal layouts that will make the comment links be like "Three wise men once said..." instead of "3 wise men once said...," you know? I know the code is %%messagecount%%, but is there a way to make it the word instead of the numerical?

Thanks a bunch, Kat :^)

Nope, there's no way to make the number spelled out instead of in regular numerical form.