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Cherchezlafemme
02-26-2005, 03:18 PM
http://www.big-boys.com/joke.asp?ID=1891

no these people didn't REALLY answer them, just made up stuff but it's funny :lol:





Emily Dic.kenson's Answer:
Because it could not stop for death.

Ernest Hemingway's Answer:
To die. In the rain. Alone.

:lol:
aviegrace
02-26-2005, 03:27 PM
John Lennon's Answer:
Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.

:lol: !!!!
kittycat
02-26-2005, 03:53 PM
Those are great :P I think MLK Jr's and Captain Kirk's might be 2 of my favourites
Seven11
02-26-2005, 04:30 PM
Haha, that was quite amusing for my morning.
beautiful_scot
02-26-2005, 05:07 PM
Sigmund Freud's Answer:
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying ^^^ual insecurity.

LOL! I went to a lecture recently which talked about him, that just made me laugh...
Lîm_Gravecryer
02-26-2005, 09:51 PM
why did the hedgehog cross the road?











to show his girlfriend he had guts