The object of this thread is to... SPAM! but do not double post, just post random things, or whatever is on your mind, just make sure it doesn't make sense!

*puts on psychiatrist persona* How do you feel when you spam?

Yes wierd girl, I fully agree, purple chickens are much more significant then moldy cheese. :D

You're right... I need a more challenging planet to take over.. earthlings are dumb. :P

"i think so Brain, but where are we going to find a walrus and a rubber hose at this time of night?"

Haha :P Nice one Sephira :D

What do you think i am a bar of soap?

Without a doubt, life does smoke beans.

Beans are icky :P

Beans are icky :P
you keep making sense, queen! tsk tsk :P

why doth the chicken singith in such a manner?

Why are president mars having moon?

Oh and why when i post does it not show that it's a new post.. For like every five posts i make it only will count as one?

If you look at all of my posts atleast three of them say 59 posts..

you keep making sense, queen! tsk tsk :P

why doth the chicken singith in such a manner?
Sense? What is this sense? What is sense but the cry of an evil duck to his monkey mother under the green lit moon? :D

"i think so Brain, but where are we going to find a walrus and a rubber hose at this time of night?"
Haha, Pinky and the Brain is awesome. [/sense]

The night is old and the moon is nigh high. Time to TANGO!

Oooh, *eyes widen* I never tried this before, so please ingore my newbieness... ;)

The super small snail can zoom across the flat world and make it back on the ocean's surface other side in one day.

^Ehh?

My friend's mother's uncle's sister's cousin's boyfriend's friend's mother's father is an alien from Mars. :D

My friend's mother's uncle's sister's cousin's boyfriend's friend's mother's father is an alien from Mars. :D

:rofl: LOL, I like that one... You made a funny!

Dogs are zombies from Rabbit World that take over your mind and explode you with chocolate bars and feed you cat nip....

I not do know what how cometh I Earth to this?

What's in the middle of the earth? A dodo bird!

a boogly bop like cha cha froomp

When all the sound stops on the earth, who is to say the tree fell in the forest.

ACK!
My last 10 posts have been post number 59, i want 100 posts!! want arcade awards!
!

Stupid glitches/glitchy vbulliten

<sense> Posts in the fiction forum do not count ;) </sense>

Chocolate live cannot I without. :P

Don't you just love 'em baked beans, Bobby? STOP YELLING AT ME!

Beans are icky :P
beans, beans, the musical fruit...
the more you eat, the more you toot...

HAHA. you're silly :P ohh dearrr i forgot someone had already made a reference to beans! ooopiesss..

Bartholemew, wouldn't you love to go for a ride? No? Mummy will smack!!!!

"put an orange in the ink pen, please."

apparently i said that in my sleep.

Care joe toilets will jump!

Ugg I don't feel good & yet i'm hyperish & preky.

SPAMMMMMM

When bamboo pushes up all the streets, pandas will take over.

vbulliten is president cash food

UHG! before like 20 of my posts were 59 now 58 posts?

man, i think the wheel of my rubber duck just came off! how am i supposed to lick my pickle without it?

I don't know where bee honey comes from maybe it comes from the space bar key.

Loostat maycaoo ccchhoooo chooooo!

*coutinues spppppaaaaammminnnngggg*

my cat is in my cpu car

no..... its not

Why does (is it doth? I'm not sure, so it's gonna be does) thou maketh no sense, when my words are perfectly correct?

I like cheese and monkeys when the moon is full yet not and at the same time the computer is dead but I am still polishing my toes in the sunshine. :D

OOOHHHHH! PLEASEEEE READDDD THIS, AND JOIIINNNN UP!!! CALL 555-2714!

<sense in my world> Computers have feelings if they are mistreated or get yelled at by mean owners they will probably have to go to CTAU WITH of course with they're computer. CTAU stands for Computers That Are Unhappy shrinks will try to make them feel better and maybe the owner and computer can finally get along. Two thousand voters have been casted and 80 percent computer meanies and bullies are beating up computers because they are still in training, (meaning without cable). So please be nice to your computer or else we will have to call the AFC (Abulance for computers) or possibly even the PFC (Police for computers). Computers have feelings, always remember that! <makes sense in my world>

It's fun to stay at the CTAU!!!

ok, reffering to that, I have something to say. If you continue to mistreat your computer enough it could get angry enough to join the ACC (Angry Computer Cult). This should be prevented so that they do not gain members. If they gain enough members then they will band together to kill us all. We must prevent this, and if elected I will make sure we do. I am CB and I approve this message. Vote for me in the CRE's (Computer Representative Election's).

Music has squiggly lines sometimes but always, and then again never. (this message is not a part of my campain.

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~Begin Subliminal Messages~

YOU MUST VOTE FOR CB IN THE CPE'S

YOU MUST VOTE FOR CB IN THE CPE'S

YOU MUST VOTE FOR CB IN THE CPE'S

YOU MUST VOTE FOR CB IN THE CPE'S

YOU MUST VOTE FOR CB IN THE CPE'S

YOU MUST VOTE FOR CB IN THE CPE'S

YOU MUST VOTE FOR CB IN THE CPE'S

YOU MUST VOTE FOR CB IN THE CPE'S

YOU MUST VOTE FOR CB IN THE CPE'S

YOU MUST VOTE FOR CB IN THE CPE'S

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ok, reffering to that, I have something to say. If you continue to mistreat your computer enough it could get angry enough to join the ACC (Angry Computer Cult). This should be prevented so that they do not gain members. If they gain enough members then they will band together to kill us all. We must prevent this, and if elected I will make sure we do. I am CB and I approve this message. Vote for me in the CRE's (Computer Representative Election's).

Ahh, yes Combat Babe, computers go through such rough times. *hugs computer* Me and Henry, Herny is my computer, correspond well and we never get angry at eachother.

For those who are sadly trying start getting a life off there comupter please join up for CQC (Computer Quitters Club) I was there once... *sobs* I still remember how it went I started by saying this: "Hi my name is Micki... And I'm a computeraholic and I have been off my computer for three WHOLE days and nights!!!!" I was twitching... I quit that stupid club.

Leaving your computer will only worsen it's sychiatric health. You should send it to your local repair shop (it's like the doctor or hospital for computers) and if problems persist please call CTAU immediately for advice on keeping your computer out of the ACC. I am CB and I approve this message.

<out of message>blue does not match itself</out of message>

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YOU MUST VOTE FOR CB IN THE CPE'S

YOU MUST VOTE FOR CB IN THE CPE'S

YOU MUST VOTE FOR CB IN THE CPE'S

YOU MUST VOTE FOR CB IN THE CPE'S

YOU MUST VOTE FOR CB IN THE CPE'S

YOU MUST VOTE FOR CB IN THE CPE'S

YOU MUST VOTE FOR CB IN THE CPE'S

YOU MUST VOTE FOR CB IN THE CPE'S

YOU MUST VOTE FOR CB IN THE CPE'S

YOU MUST VOTE FOR CB IN THE CPE'S

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Let's do the computer karoke!!!

It's fun to stay at the C T A U!!!

Who let the Virius out! Who?! Who?! Who?! Who?!

Whennnn is thhee lonlies time that you ever do? Without my computer! *sobs*

*Proud memeber of CTAU*

*dances* Hey, let's do the Computer Chip!
I am a proud member of HAACC (Humans Against the Angry Computer Cult), CHVA (Computer/Human Voting Administration), CTAU, and PHC (People Helping Computers. Slogan: We don't abuse computers, we fix them.) I am CB and I approve this message.

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YOU MUST VOTE FOR CB IN THE CPE'S

YOU MUST VOTE FOR CB IN THE CPE'S

YOU MUST VOTE FOR CB IN THE CPE'S

YOU MUST VOTE FOR CB IN THE CPE'S


YOU MUST VOTE FOR CB IN THE CPE'S

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10 Rules of Computers

Vow not harm your computer
Vow not turn off your computer
Vow never curse or say rude words to your computer
Vow not go to adult websites if you are under 18
Vow not join up for ACC
Computer comes first!
Never give out virius, worms, or other things that can effect your or other computers.
Do not download copied music on the computer
Do not blame your computer
Do the computer song and dance once a day!

*does computer dance* DANCE WITH THE COMPUTER! DANCE WITH THE MUSIC TOO!

*walks to magln and whispers to her. noone else can hear/see this! (Hey, magln, wanna be co-representatives)* Noone heard me make a business offer*
*puts on campain voice*
Care for you computers, and they'll care for your files! I am CB, and I approve this message.

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YOU MUST VOTE FOR CB IN THE CPE'S!

YOU MUST VOTE FOR CB IN THE CPE'S!

YOU MUST VOTE FOR CB IN THE CPE'S!

YOU MUST VOTE FOR CB IN THE CPE'S!

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*walks to magln and whispers to her. noone else can hear/see this! (Hey, magln, wanna be co-representatives)* Noone heard me make a business offer*
*puts on campain voice*
Care for you computers, and they'll care for your files! I am CB, and I approve this message.

Ahh, no thanks, I already happen to have a occupation that I am very fond of. I am the manager of CTAU. Without me, no one could do my job. All the computer would fail easily, viriuses would hit millions of computers and soon the computers would become instinct. *cries* Let's not think that, I must continue doing my duties and protect all the computers in the world. I ask only one favor from out though keep an eye out for any *curses* virius people or meanies. Our computers are highly sensitive and we must always love them. *hugs Henry, my loved computer*

(fanfare)

It is now 6:46 pm ET

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,......./ *-+`~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP[]ASD FGHJKL;'ZXCVBNM,.?_

Are all the keys on my keyboard...

I'm Harry Potter
And I'm Ron
Let's go bother Snape!
I am Snape, the potions Master
There he is!
BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER
Oi! Hey, get off! Stop that!
BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER
*falls over*
That was fun!
I like the part where he stopped moving!
<silence>
Let's do it again!
Righto!
Oh no.
BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER
Stop! Get off! AVADA KEDEVRA!
AHHH!!!
*hisss*
Oh dear.

When chickens....lick...your shirt...ah shoot, that's just wrong.
Dogs of balloons are kittens in caffeine hight.

My computer's name is Keisanki. Which means 'computer' in Japanese. :lol: </sense>

! 837 ! d0n'7 /\/\4k3 53n53 |_!k3 7|-|!5 ... :lolol:

\/\/3|| m4j83 70 50m3 p30p|_3 4njw4j ... :hehe:

Albert Newton Created the telescope which sends signals to distant satellites and sends back down in packets to your email and then sends it to the Bell telphone and then speaks in the microphone so...errr........ I got this wrong don't I?


Hunklesnagoofagooperle!

Fghqwads is the #1 summer jam!

I'm Harry Potter
And I'm Ron
Let's go bother Snape!
I am Snape, the potions Master
There he is!
BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER
Oi! Hey, get off! Stop that!
BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER
*falls over*
That was fun!
I like the part where he stopped moving!
<silence>
Let's do it again!
Righto!
Oh no.
BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER
Stop! Get off! AVADA KEDEVRA!
AHHH!!!
*hisss*
Oh dear.

Owlie, what website did you get that from? My friend told me that joke once and she said it came from a website but I don't remember the web adress. Do you happen to know what it is? Please tell me! I must know! :hehe:

Starts to sing her favorite song from "The Nightmare Before Christmas"

This time... This time.... Making Christmas. Making Christmas.
Making Christmas, Making Christmas, Is so fine! It's ours this time and won't the children be surprised, It's ours this time!
Making Christmas, Making Christmas!
Snakes and mice get wrapped up so nice, with spider legs and pretty bows. It's ours this time!
All together, that and this with all of this we're making Christmas time! Here comes Jack!
I don't beleive, what's happening to me... My hopes, my dreams... My fantasyyyyeeeeeeeEEE-A-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE!
*Instrumental Break*

Ok, that's enough for now.

Starts to sing her favorite song from "The Nightmare Before Christmas"

This time... This time.... Making Christmas. Making Christmas.
Making Christmas, Making Christmas, Is so fine! It's ours this time and won't the children be surprised, It's ours this time!
Making Christmas, Making Christmas!
Snakes and mice get wrapped up so nice, with spider legs and pretty bows. It's ours this time!
All together, that and this with all of this we're making Christmas time! Here comes Jack!
I don't beleive, what's happening to me... My hopes, my dreams... My fantasyyyyeeeeeeeEEE-A-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE!
*Instrumental Break*

Ok, that's enough for now.

*Joins in the song* :D

THIS PREVIEW HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR
EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!
BY THE MOTION PICTURE GUY OF FREE COUNTRY, USA


Deep in the darkest jungle lurks a creature so ferocious, only one man can tame him (record scratch)
Homestar: What?
This summer: The search is on!
Homestar: No seriously. What? And why am I wearing this hat? (credits pop up) Oh, it's a preview. Everybody, it was just a preview.

This is called newbie typing please don't take it personally newbs:

H3LL0 L1K3 TH1S 1S S00000 C00L13!!!!!!!!!!1111

If I put peanutbutter on the bench while the giraffe jumps off the cliff while singing would my brother's Wolverine action figure fly? O_O?

My friend's brother's second cousin's mother's uncle's nephew's friend is my friend or is it...

"Karen, the gays don't catch"

i kno some1 who knos this person, who is a friend of this lady, who is the wife of my grandpa, who knos this baby, who knos how to dance, who has this butler, who knos this cat, who knos this frog, who knos this fly.....

Gone Crazy - Be Back Shortly!

i know tae kwon do. and kung fu.
dont say you`ll hurt me or
I`LL HURT YOU.
[i mean that in the most kind way, of course]