OK, here's how it's gonna go. I will ask a question like... uh... this:

Do you like cookies?

Then the person below me answers with something like this:

Dumb answer: What are cookies?
Smart answer: I love cookies!!!

Question: Do I have a TV?

Then the person below does the same thing. But you don't have to reply in red. Everything in red is an example. So, I'll go first.

Do you have a dog?

lol....

Dumb Answer: i dont know...
Smart Answer: 1!

Question: Why am i doing this?

because you're wearing a purple leotard.

[i can't believe i'm this bored *shakes head in shame*]

where in the world is carmen san diego?

[not part of story but..]

that was funny... and actually i am whereing a leotard... its not purple tho! its green.
and to refresh ppls memorize's! lol the last one said was....


QUOTE:
salomeyasobko

because you're wearing a purple leotard.

[i can't believe i'm this bored *shakes head in shame*]

where in the world is carmen san diego?

Umm.... :confused: I'll just answer Sal's question so this thread doesn't get ruined.

where in the world is carmen san diego?

Dumb Answer: Kitty World!!! :lol: *points to location*
Smart Answer: Japan

Is a kitty older then a cat or younger then a kitten?

Dumb answer: They're both the same age.
Smart answer: A kitty

Question: Do you have a laptop?

Dumb Answer: Yeah, what's on top of my lap is my pants. So I have a laptop. :P
Smart Answer: No, but I really want one.

How do you make chocolate?

Dumb Answer: Yeah, what's on top of my lap is my pants. So I have a laptop. :P
Smart Answer: No, but I really want one.

How do you make chocolate?

Dumb Answer: Umm... You eat it?
Smart Answer: I like eating it better!!

Somebody answer this time so I don't have to triple post! How many stars are in the universe?

Dumb answer: 1,907,569,555 stars
Smart answer: I have no idea!!!

Question: What sports do you play?