A Blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains." The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains.

He shows her, several patterns, but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs.
The blonde promptly replies, "fifteen inches." "Fifteen inches???"
asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?" The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her computer monitor. The surprised salesman replies, "but Miss, computers do not need curtains!"

The blonde says, "Hellllooooooooo .. I've got Windoooooows!"

.. hmm yeah funny ...

Haha thats funny *rolls over laffing*

hahah, I got windows. I'm just gonna sit here laughing everytime I see "Window's XP" now.

:rofl:

LOL hehe thats a good one

>:| It might be funny if my hair color wasn't dirty-blonde...

mm it doesn't amuse me for some reason :P

...was I supposed to laugh? :D Oh, um....in that case *cough* [false laugh] :stickout:

I found it funny, but that's probably because I'm a computer person... Remind me to use that in Web Design class tomorrow, lol.

I'm a computer person as well...yet I didnt find it funny. :P Perhaps I have an odd sense of humor? :grouch:

>:| It might be funny if my hair color wasn't dirty-blonde...
My hair is UBER blonde, and I still find it funny.. maybe it's because I know that I'm stupid too? :(!

I'm a computer person as well...yet I didnt find it funny. :P Perhaps I have an odd sense of humor? :grouch:
I have an odd since of humor, so maybe that's why I found it funny? I even saved a comic strip I found a few months ago:


[information about photosynthesis here]

[picture of three flowers, one holding an umbrella to block the sun]

Flower one: "She's on a diet."

Guy one: "I always wondered why plants eat so much and never gain weight."

Guy two: "Why is that?"

Guy one: "Plants are light eaters!"

:lol: *stops laughing and hears slience* Maybe I only found that amusing because I was really into science at the time?

I'm blonde and I think blond jokes are hilarious. I have a funny joke but its not appropriate for this forum. *coughcough*

My hair is UBER blonde, and I still find it funny.. maybe it's because I know that I'm stupid too? :(!Nah...Blonde jokes just really rub me the wrong way. That and Polish jokes are pretty much the only things that really get me ticked off. Some blonds are a bit....less smart, I understand why that came about, but why in the world are Poles put in the same boat?!...:rant:

*is in a not so happy mood....*

I thought it was funny and I am blonde. *shrug*

I'm sorry but I usually don't laugh at blonde jokes but that one was pretty funny. :lolol:

i don't think it was particularly meant to be mean to blondes, it was just a very corny joke :P

Most jokes are corny to me.

right-o..

I found it funny! But even if you don't, you gotta admit it's clever, right?

that was....funny?? i guess i don't have a good sense of humor...Ü

I am still trying to figure out why there are commas around several patterns :confusion

Joke was a uuuuuuuuh errrrr yeah

Kinda didn't laugh at it. It was good. I think the only compy jokes that actually get me to laugh are in Foxtrot and...STRONG BAD!!! Haha. Oh I remember that one in Foxtrot...
Roger: Darn, this computer program won't install!
Jason: Duh, dad, you bought the WINDOWS version!
Roger: So?
Jason: SO WE DONT HAVE WINDOWS!
Roger: Are you nuts? There's a window right there! (Points at curtains and window)
Jason: Would you LIKE to see nuts?{Rips out some hair}

Okay maybe it's not so funny now. Pleah.

Don't you just love geeky computer jokes that no one else understands? Makes me feel special..

haha :D I'm blonde, but blonde jokes amuse me, somehow :D

i don't care for blonde jokes. i don't think it really mattered in this joke anyway.
Foxtrot is the bomb.
Paige: Thanks mom, for that aquarium
Mom: So it helps, it relaxes your mind and puts you at ease, so you can study better?
Paige: No, but after an hour of staring at fish swimming, even Algebra seems interesting.
(or something like that:))

ehehe... i've got windows too! :lolol:

i don't care for blonde jokes. i don't think it really mattered in this joke anyway.
Foxtrot is the bomb.
Paige: Thanks mom, for that aquarium
Mom: So it helps, it relaxes your mind and puts you at ease, so you can study better?
Paige: No, but after an hour of staring at fish swimming, even Algebra seems interesting.
(or something like that:))
Hehe, that was funny in a sort of subtle way.

Jason's code is outdated, but it's funny nonetheless. (http://itypedformiles.net/10/foxtrothtml.gif)

why is it... +7? lol ive obviously not ben doing web stuff long enough.. lol

I've heard that joke before xP Its funny though.

Jason's code is outdated, but it's funny nonetheless. (http://itypedformiles.net/10/foxtrothtml.gif)

*stops laughing and feels like a dork for doing so*

why is it... +7? lol ive obviously not ben doing web stuff long enough.. lol

nah, it's how it could have been done a long time ago. consider yourself lucky for not having to re-learn!

I actually think it would be quite cool for your computer to have curtains :lol:

Chris :rofl:

Lol thats a good joke.

I actually think it would be quite cool for your computer to have curtains :lol:

courtesy of Fark: unnecessary desktop acoutrements (http://64.81.51.213/fpm/entry.php?sid=8750477&cid=1106206) just in case you had difficulty imaging it.

ooooooooo kaaaaaaaaaay

hahaahh what the heck.

Kinda didn't laugh at it. It was good. I think the only compy jokes that actually get me to laugh are in Foxtrot and...STRONG BAD!!! Haha. Oh I remember that one in Foxtrot...
Roger: Darn, this computer program won't install!
Jason: Duh, dad, you bought the WINDOWS version!
Roger: So?
Jason: SO WE DONT HAVE WINDOWS!
Roger: Are you nuts? There's a window right there! (Points at curtains and window)
Jason: Would you LIKE to see nuts?{Rips out some hair}

Okay maybe it's not so funny now. Pleah. Wooh now. I've read every Foxtrot ever (and by that I of course mean that I've missed roughly 10-20 if that) and I don't remember that one.

good joke! ive heard it before, but it is a good joke, lol!

oh, funny. hehe.