View Full Version : Insane Fairy Tales


Shirl
08-12-2004, 08:14 PM
Hehe, this game is pretty fun. What you do is take a fairy tale story and write your own version of it, but so that it is insane and makes absolutely no sense at all! I'll start and you all just keep twisting the story more and more until it ends, then someone else will start with a new one. :)


The three little pigs.

There once were three little..pigs? No they were elephants, giant purple elephants who lived in Michigan with their mother. :P So anyway, the three little pigs..er..I mean giant purple elephants........

Magln Meow
08-13-2004, 12:29 AM
:rofl: Okay... I'll give it a shot!

The giant purple elephants went to the mall and tried on high-heeled shoes. But sadly the heel would break everytime.....

Shirl
08-13-2004, 12:45 AM
So, they used cars instead. :D They went back home only to find that the big bad......wolf? No, it wasnt a wolf. It was the big bad..........

Magln Meow
08-13-2004, 12:52 AM
Egg! Wait more than one egg, eggs! Stinkey rotton eggs were inside their houses stinking up the entire living room. The giant purple elephants finally decided that somebody had broke into their houses and did this naughty trick, so they went to figure out who had done it......

Shirl
08-13-2004, 12:54 AM
when they ran into their mother! She began to scold them about the mess in the house, and so they.........

Magln Meow
08-13-2004, 01:04 AM
Gave her flowers and chocolates with peanuts inside. Afterwards they decided to have a picnic outside since they couldn't have tea inside their house......

Shirl
08-13-2004, 01:09 AM
(how do 3 giant elephants fit in a house? lol) so, they were having their picnic when all of a sudden came along this huge..........

HTMyaL
08-13-2004, 01:12 AM
talking mouse! The elephants screamed! They searched around frantically for an exit...

Magln Meow
08-13-2004, 01:12 AM
Dark cloud that went over the sun and it started to rain donuts.....

Magln Meow
08-15-2004, 07:00 PM
Sorry, when I posted I didn't even realize that HTMyaL had posted before me... We must of put a post around the same time. So sorry, here I'll try again but I'll coutinue with HTMyaL's part of the story...

They giant purple elephants started to run far, far, away. But the mouse was far to clever it just kept on following them! The elephants who were not so clever didn't know where to go so countinued running for the rest of their lives. It is said that you can once in a while see a strange purple elephant running in the distance. The end!

Let's start with another fairy tale! Hmm... How about Cinderella?

Cinderella, don't mind if I call her Cind do you? Anywho, Cind worked hard for her mean step mother and sisters. But when she heard that there was going to be a ball and a prince in town she decided to somehow escape....