View Full Version : 1000 Ways to Annoy Your Teachers!!!

07-07-2004, 12:00 AM
If there is already a game like this, please direct me to it:)

Ok I'll start, then you guys add on:) PLEASE BE CREATIVE:D

1. Pretend to cough every time your teacher says the word "learn". :D

Combat Babe
07-07-2004, 12:16 AM
Raise your hand every time the teacher asks a question, and make the conversation go a little like this:

Teacher:What is the answer? (after they call on you)
You:I don't know
T: Then why did you raise your hand?
Y: I need to go to the bathroom.
T: Then go ahead, if you must.
Y: Nevermind, I don't need to go anymore

Repeat this as many times as possible.

07-07-2004, 12:16 AM
3. Pass blank pieces of folded paper to confuse your teachers when they catch you "passing notes."

07-07-2004, 12:30 AM
4. Fall out of your chair and pretend to faint. Repeat 3 more times:D

07-07-2004, 12:33 AM
5. Yell "OMG LOOK AT THAT!!" while pointing out the window. When everyone turns to look, act normal and whistle innocently.

07-07-2004, 01:31 AM
5. Yell "OMG LOOK AT THAT!!" while pointing out the window. When everyone turns to look, act normal and whistle innocently.Actually a kid in my Spanish class did that all of the past year, except he would yell "Look!!!!! It's Snowing!!!!!" which was pretty annoying seeing as how he did every other class or so it up to the last day class with 80 degree weather-and he still got some people looking out the window. :rolleyes:

6.) Fake a sneeze every three seconds.

07-07-2004, 03:04 AM
7. write bad words on the blackboard:D

07-07-2004, 03:11 AM
8.) Wear glasses with eyes painted on them, and fall asleep. :P

Magln Meow
07-07-2004, 04:41 AM
Raise your hand and when they call on you say your just stretching.

07-07-2004, 03:33 PM
10. Bring a cooler and lawn chair to class and sit in the front next to the teacher's desk and say sarcasticly "Who's up for some extremely fun learning!".

07-07-2004, 09:56 PM
11. Bring in strange and gross stuff and say they're for Show and Tell. Pretend to look shocked when your teacher tells you there isn't going to be Show and Tell.

Actually a kid in my Spanish class did that all of the past year, except he would yell "Look!!!!! It's Snowing!!!!!"
One kid at our school got a bonus point for telling the teacher it was snowing! Favoritism?

07-07-2004, 11:16 PM
12. Correct your English teacher every time she makes a grammatical error.
13. Ask teachers why they can chew gum while students can't. Then take out some gum and start obnoxiously chewing.

07-08-2004, 12:44 AM
14. In history class, stand up and say, "Actually, that's not true at all." Then make up your own version, involving purple dragons.

07-08-2004, 12:49 AM
15.just don't go to class for a month muhahahahaha....cough....cough

07-08-2004, 12:58 AM
16. Bring a cell phone to school and have a friend call you during class, and say "Oh, yeah...Im in the middle of a REALLY BORING CLASS"

07-08-2004, 03:19 AM
17. if there's one particular person that goes past the classroom every day, insist that the teacher has a crush on that person.

my 8th grade social studies class was so bad lol :P

in 8th grade, my social studies teacher was out on maternity leave, so we got this really young woman as our teacher for several months. the classroom faced the side of the cafeteria and maintenance area, and every day this one young custodian would be emptying garbage cans into the dumpster there, and she always looked outside (probably just because she saw something out there, everyone does that). so a handful of people insisted that she always looked at him because she had some huge crush on him, and she always got really annoyed when someone would bring it up- which only happened, oh, every day :P

Combat Babe
07-08-2004, 03:34 AM
18 the same goes with teachers that talk about each other. My English teacher always talked about my Band Director when we brought him up, and thought he was just the greatest person. Therefore, we decided she liked him, even though he's like 10 years older than her. She didn't really, but it's easy to make her blush and she blushed every time we mentioned it.

07-08-2004, 03:39 AM
19) come at their free period and talk to them about the class you are ditching

Combat Babe
07-08-2004, 03:42 AM
19) come at their free period and talk to them about the class you are ditching
but that didn't annoy our teachers, they didn't seem to care. Although, if we had gone to see the Vice-Principal...

07-08-2004, 03:44 AM
They only didnt seem to care cause we had permission and there was nothing they could do about it Mwa ha ha ha ha

Combat Babe
07-08-2004, 03:45 AM
True, very true. They still talked to us though, and I really don't think Berkie cared at all.

07-08-2004, 03:46 AM
Well she is also in love with Ramen so that doesnt count

Combat Babe
07-08-2004, 03:50 AM
she is so not in love with Montoya (the band director. She is that lucky teacher) A)he's too old for her, B)he's gay, and C)we have no proof.

20) When they get free food from the cooking class, tell them over and over again that they shouldn't eat it, and when they do, tell them they should get tested for radioactive poisoning.

07-08-2004, 03:06 PM
21. Do not answer any questions at all, for "religious reasons."

07-08-2004, 03:09 PM
22. When your teacher asks you a simple question such as "Who can tell us about Christopher Columbus and the effect he had on our history?" Be sure to include space aliens and giant pink elephants in your explanation:D

07-08-2004, 07:42 PM
23. Grin widely throughout the entire class. (It creeps people out.)

07-08-2004, 08:04 PM
24. Burp very loud, then turn to the kid next to you and say "THATS DISGUSTING, You ought to be ashamed of yourself, burping in the middle of my most favorite class, which is taught by the most beautiful/handsome teacher ever!"

07-08-2004, 10:44 PM
25. Answer every question with a question, and reply to every statement with, "Why?"

07-09-2004, 05:59 AM
Lol, if I did that I'd get a big fat 0...
26. If you're late, quote Tolkien: "A wizard is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to."

07-09-2004, 03:04 PM
27. Say to the teacher, "Excuse me, but I don't get ANY of this. If you could just start over from the beginning-say, September?"

07-09-2004, 03:37 PM
^haha good one!
28. When asked to throw out your gum, politelty say "I regret to inform you that chewing gum is part of my religion, and I think it darn right rude of you to criticize the religion of another being!!!" :D

07-09-2004, 09:15 PM
29. Send your teachers a list of "Ways to Annoy Your Teachers" in an envelope labeled "Blackmail."

07-09-2004, 09:20 PM
Ah, I remember a great funny thing I once said to my freshman math teacher:D

30. If your teacher is bald, say to him "Excuse me sir, could you please put on a hat, the light reflecting off of your head is blinding me!" :D heheheh

07-10-2004, 10:24 AM
Lol, if I did that I'd get a big fat 0...
26. If you're late, quote Tolkien: "A wizard is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to."

I've made a habit of that one. Unfortunately it becomes somewhat depressing when the teacher go out of their way to come back with Lord of the Rings quotes, like, 'you've been labelled a disturber of the peace. Now go to your seat before I give you detention!'

31. In your school essays write random phrases in there like, 'stupid-head Mr. Smith says...' or 'the idiot with the funny hair and bad breath who teaches English told us...' include much bade speelin an grammmor.

07-10-2004, 04:47 PM
32. Open the window, then when the teacher looks at you, jump out the window and just start running.

Grade 9 was fun. my junior high school was surrounded by a field, so we could see him running for a good 5 minutes before he dissapeared over the horizon. lol

07-10-2004, 05:25 PM
33. Turn every topic into something disturbing. For instance, whenever my 8th grade history teacher would ask if anyone had questions, or even just paused to breathe during his lecture, someone would raise their hand and twist the topic to cannibalism. If he wouldn't make that pause, we'd act it out. Every movie we watched, every topic we covered, anytime anyone so much as opened their mouth, we turned it to cannibalism. This was the sort of teacher who would try to make things interesting, mention the Donner party when covering the Oregon trail and all that, but my class didn't get that. Actually, I think I heard that he stopped covering that sort of thing entirely after us.

34. Distort everything they say and do as proof that they're a drunk, especially when the principal or department head decides to pop in for a visit. They don't seem to like that much.

07-11-2004, 09:49 AM
35. Sit at the front of the class and color in your textbook!

07-11-2004, 02:05 PM
36. Insist on saying 'but sir/miss, my mummy/Daddy says this...' even if you know ^^^^ well they are right!

07-11-2004, 06:41 PM
37. Chomp on your gum loudly, and when your teacher tells you to throw it away, insist that you have nothing in your mouth (while still chomping loudly, of course).

P.S. This may not work out too well for you in terms of getting in trouble, however...

07-11-2004, 07:32 PM
38. When you know that your teacher is completely wrong, humiliate them loudly in front of the class and prove your point:D

07-11-2004, 07:52 PM
:scratches head: I didn't know that word wasn't g-rated even neopets uses it.

07-11-2004, 08:50 PM
If you hate the teacher, when someone comes in to evaluate them and say, "You're not going to hit me today, are you? I just got rid of my last bruise!"

to the person who said correct their English teacher on english, I corrected my German teacher almost everyday on her german lol.

07-11-2004, 09:00 PM

if you have a girl teacher and they are wearing a white skirt spill lemonade in their seat so it will look like she peed on herself

but, then again... it would be hard not to notice a large puddle of liquid substance in your seat.

07-11-2004, 09:00 PM
^Hahaha, good one:D

40. Answer every question "Yes proffessor Unbridge" :D

07-12-2004, 05:27 PM
41. Whoopee cushion...need I say more?

07-12-2004, 05:32 PM
My freshman year in high school, my math class did warned though, if you attempt it, DO NOT get caught!

42. When your teacher has his/her back turned to the class, pelt them with balls of play-doh. Repeat as much as possible!

Combat Babe
07-12-2004, 08:33 PM
43. This would be especially good if you at least act like you like the teacher and are usually attentive. It would take the blame of you. Give a friend who's an office aid a fake note. Have someone who isn't in the teacher's class write it, so they can't possibly tell who it's from. It should look like this:


I am in Mr./Mrs. class right now. It's SO boring and I totally HATE them. (Ramble on about this for some time.) I usually just fall asleep, it's so boring. (Ramble on about how you don't pay attention.)

I don't know how you like this teacher and their class so much. I can barely stand it. (This takes blame of office aid friend.)

Don't sign a name to it. Whenver your office aid friend has to come give something to the teacher, have them accidentally include the note in what they give them.

07-12-2004, 08:54 PM
44. Erase things off of the board when the teacher is distracted. :P

Combat Babe
07-12-2004, 09:01 PM
46.If you come to see them during their free period while having permission, draw on every square inch of there board. Bunnies and I LOVE ... (Draco Malfoy, Daniel Radcliffe, Orlando Bloom, Johnny Dep, any of those would do) are best! Don't write, Mr. Bob Rocks or anything like that though, it makes them happy.

47. Then when they start to tell you to erase it, interrupt them by looking on the clock and saying, "OH NO!! I should be back in class! Gotta go, sorry!" This is good because they A) have to erase their board and B) just basically talked to you while you were ditching, but can't do anything about it, because you corrected it.

07-12-2004, 09:20 PM
48. If you don't mind getting a detention, walk in the class room and say "Hey there teach, how the BEEP are ya?" :P

07-12-2004, 09:26 PM
48. If you don't mind getting a detention, walk in the class room and say "Hey there teach, how the BEEP are ya?" :P
lol that's funny!!! i would try that but the kids that go in detention are.. not my kinda people ;) and i don't say bad words :angel: hahah

07-15-2004, 12:06 AM
49. Make jokes about the teachers age.

08-17-2004, 02:20 PM
50. Put something icky and gooey on their chair. :D

08-17-2004, 06:37 PM
51. Become a "selective mute."

(The kids in my school do this, although not to annoy the teachers.)

08-19-2004, 05:39 AM
52. yawn a lot and say ur really tired because of all the homework u got from the teacher.... :zzz:

Lil Sarah
08-19-2004, 04:33 PM
53. If you're in Spanish class, and the teacher starts whining at you in Spanish, start mumbling mumbo jumbo at them [Aga habalahal jinkay faleid!]. I always do that. :p

54. CONSTANTLY brush your hair during class, and then make sure you're right by the teacher. Take all the hair from your brush and drop it right on the floor in front of them. :buckt: I have a habit of doing that :p

08-19-2004, 04:59 PM
55. When the teacher asks you a question in class answer "Um...stuff?"

Haha, I did that once.

08-19-2004, 07:47 PM
56. Pretend to be a wax dummy. :hehe:

08-21-2004, 03:52 AM
57. tell all ur classmates to all bring an apple on the same day and all give it to the teacher and say it was a coincedence... :apple:

08-22-2004, 07:05 PM
[58] When you're in study hall, ask to goto the bathroom. Instead of going to the bathroom, goto your best friend's class and sit next to them and see how long you can go unnoticed.

[59]Bring extra [cheap] pencils to class, sharpen all of them, than sit back down. If your schools ceiling is made of some type of cheap styrophome stuff, throw the pencils tip-up to the ceiling and see how many will get stuck.

08-22-2004, 07:37 PM
59) On the first day at school when they are taking role and they ask if you'd like to be called by a nick-name or something other than your given first name, request to be called "Your Majesty".

60) Ask overly personal questions about their love lives. Esp. if they're single.

08-23-2004, 12:11 AM
61. Bring really strange smelling food spill it in the floor and say oh man i was supposed to save that for fluffy... then refuse to clean it up stating " what are those creepy guys with mops for?? Im here to learn not clean!"

08-23-2004, 12:29 AM
62. Act completely obnoxiously for a week, then give the teacher a great big hug at the end of class on Friday. And an apple (optional).

08-23-2004, 12:33 AM
63) during roll call when asked if you are "here", sing as loudly as possible when your name is called - "i'm here, the Phantom of the Opera!"

08-24-2004, 12:09 AM
59) On the first day at school when they are taking role and they ask if you'd like to be called by a nick-name or something other than your given first name, request to be called "Your Majesty".

Hahahaha. Good one.

64) Always raise your hand for every question, then, when called on reply with something like "Sorry, I lost my train of thought."

08-24-2004, 12:44 AM
65. Raise your hand vigorously and eagerly, and when you are called on, say you were only stretching.

08-24-2004, 01:09 AM
66.glue the teachers chalk to the chalk holder
67. ask your teacher for lunch money because you speant yours on candy while walking to school

08-24-2004, 01:51 AM
68. Come into class VERY late and explain that you were beating up somebody who thought [your teacher's name] wasn't the best teacher in the world.

08-24-2004, 03:47 AM
69. when your teacher gives you a worksheet start eating it and when she asks why your eating your worksheet tell her you didnt have breakfast

08-24-2004, 07:29 PM
70) Fall asleep on your papers. This is especially effective if you drool while you sleep and/or snore. (like, ahem, yours truely)

71) In the morning when you come in with your starbucks not all the way finished, slurp the rest of it very loudly.

72) Complain about what bad gas you have.

73) Ask her "when's the baby due?" when you know she's not pregnant.

74) Hum "jingle bells" everyday especially if its not christmas time.

75) Do your homework in yellow ink.

08-24-2004, 07:31 PM
Put a big, hairy, creepy spider on [Mr./Mrs./Miss/Ms.] [your teacher's last name]'s back!

08-24-2004, 07:47 PM
TSAUMI!!!! (correct this if it's misspelled.)
HURRICANE!!!!!/THYPOON!!!! (or whatever you call them)
if there's nothing of these happening above

Monkey Bizzle
08-29-2004, 04:43 AM
TSAUMI!!!! (correct this if it's misspelled.)

THYPOON!!!! (or whatever you call them)

as requested...
...tsunami and typhoon...

08-29-2004, 11:21 PM
Play the song on CD/tape over the PA system on the first day of school that contains the words...




09-01-2004, 11:37 PM
79) Sit in the front desk, where your teacher can see you. Then, just start scribbling in a notebook. When your teacher asks you, "What are you doing?" Reply with this, "I'm drawing. Shouldn't you be teaching instead of looking at what I'm doing?"

My friend did this same thing in the 6th grade. Man, my teacher was mad.

09-01-2004, 11:43 PM
80) Ask about your teacher's salary.

09-02-2004, 03:06 AM
^ :lol: That's a good one!

81) Correct their every little mistake

82) Ask to see thier credintials (sp?) and diploma so you can tell if they really are "qualified to teach".

83) Sharpen your pencil in the middle of a lecture

84) Steal all the white-board markers and replace them with ones that won't erase

09-02-2004, 07:34 PM
85) Ask them what they do in their spare time except grading papers.

11-26-2004, 01:03 AM
86) Offer to help grade papers. When the teacher refuses, act offended and say something about him/her not trusting you.

11-27-2004, 03:45 AM
87) Get together with your class and plan a very large (and very loud) birthday party (complete with obnoxious off-key singing) for your teacher-whether it is his/her birthday or not.

88) Write "Mr/Ms/Mrs so-and so is a good teacher. He/she helps me right good" on the board in your English class.

89) Draw irritatingly cute animals on EVERYTHING.

90) Wear a long black cape to class (with a large hood). During class, pull the hood over your head and sit very, very still.

91) Organize a rousing chorus of "100 bottles of beer on the wall..."

92) Sit on their desk the entire bell.

93) Grab a friend. "Let's go bother (teacher's name)..." (use a high-pitched voice)

94) If you get a bad grade on a test, challenge your teacher to a duel.

95) play a guitar in class. Sing, if you feel up to it.

96) stare out the window. "Starlight, star bright..."

97) Zone out entirely. Claim you were paying attention the whole time. If the teacher asks what they just said, invent a wild story involving glue and conspiracy theories.

98) Run into their classroom (while they're teaching a class). Point to the teacher and scream "There he/she is! That's the man/woman who's plotting to take over the world." Especially effective in a social studies classroom, if they have maps.

11-28-2004, 03:52 PM
99) enter the classroom dressed as an alien
100) tell the teacher that you have lost your memory and have forgot all that they have taught in the year
101) bring in stink bombs to place under the teachers chair
102) hum christmas songs really loudly during a test
103) when asked a question - bark the answer back
104) cry out - "i thought you said i was special, better than everyone else, that what you said" - when being punished, lol

12-01-2004, 09:40 PM
90) Wear a long black cape to class (with a large hood). During class, pull the hood over your head and sit very, very still.

like this?

105)raise your hand and talk about topics the teacher don't know much about, altough should be pertinent and rather scientific than childish themes

106)if he asks how was your week-end, response: you don't want to know,
big grin on your face or laughing in a manic way and scratch yourself with your armor rings

107)wear black make-up and talk with someone. speak only few words loud like cemetary, corpse, experiments.. and when he comes near you say: psst, we are not alone, be silent and stare at him

12-03-2004, 04:19 AM
108) During dissections: "I see dead frogs..."

109) If the teacher asks a question, jump up and down yelling "Pick me, pick me!" and act as if you're going to die if they don't call on you. Once they do, answer with "Orange"

110) "Wait...could you repeat the last...half-hour? I wasn't paying attention."

111) Stand on the teacher's desk and deliver the "Friends, Romans, countrymen" speech from Julius Caesar. Replace Caesar's name with your teacher's

12-08-2004, 09:47 PM
112) Whenever the teacher walks by, sniff the air loudly.
113) When they make eye contact with you, bite your lip and looks freaky, and they'll wonder what you're so happy about. :rolleyes:

12-08-2004, 11:22 PM
(114)Yell at them for a day

12-09-2004, 12:02 AM
(115) Sceam "I'M AM YOUR STUDENT" in a startruck-y voice.

12-09-2004, 09:41 PM
(116) ask your teacher which came first - chicken or the egg. then interupt with a series of chicken noises, lol :chicken:

12-12-2004, 05:28 AM
117. Answer questions in old-fashioned English
118. Be overly lyrical in writing essays
119. Hum classical music-the famous stuff that gets stuck in everyone's head very easily. (William Tell, for instance)

12-18-2004, 05:22 PM
120. After doing the previous 119 things to annoy your teachers, act extremely well behaved.

12-18-2004, 11:15 PM
121. Class game of keep-away!
122. Keep up a running commentary on the proceedings

12-19-2004, 10:22 AM
123) fall in to a deep sleep during a very important lecture - warning you maybe poked by many pencils, lol

12-19-2004, 11:27 AM
124) get a friend to write a convising fake note from your mother explaining that you need to be able to use your mobilephone in class that day as she may call at anytime (for what ever reason, eg someone important coming to the house ect) show to the teacher in class and then for whole of the lesson repeatidly take your phone out of your pocket in very big obvious movements, (making sure the phone is on loud) press buttons for no apparent reason stare at the screen blankly then replace in your pocket

*the amount of times you repeat this depends on how easily the teacher gets annoyed and how annoying you would like to be. **also for more effectiveness make the whole process take very very long.

125)take your homeowkr to class and ask the teacher for help "on a few things" when they say wait till after class do so and then show he/she the blank homework, demand help with every question and dnt forget to ask why

126)tell a substitute teacher that "today is my last day!" get away with anything you like and of course if they start to try and stop you, put on a sad face, if that doesnt work then burst into fake tears *this is especially effective if a girl does it to a male teacher because they wont have a clue what to do about you!

127)look around the room for some kind of poster and then ask the teacher a complecated sounding question where they have to give their own opinion then keep asking "why?" (once did this to our science teacher, asked about T-rex's n whether he thought they were the preditor or just a scroundger and what were the little ams for, we kept asking why and in the end he was begging us to go lol)

128)quote shakespeare to any teacher other than english for no obvious reason throughout class

129)if you are fed up of class then girls find this one pretty effective, ask a male teacher to go to the toilet, if they refuse then say its "womens problems" this is also a great reason to take your bag

130)when the teacher says a certain word laugh out loud hysterically

131)go to reception and ask that "[teachers name] would like to know wat lesson *Mr Dover is in" when they ask for a first name say ben and wait until she says the name together n run

132) ask to borrow an extreamly old complecated book from your english teacher when he/she expresses their doubts say in an upset tone "are you saying im not smart enough? :(" or "oh well so much for i can do anything!" *teacher starts to say something* "no i dont want to here it!" sniff really loudly as you walk away.

133)when a teacher walks past you put on a terrified face, rush to the nearest wall and cling to it until they are past you.

134)pretend to stare into space for half an hour but listen to her, when she shouts you to wake you act startled n then when she asks what she last said recite from memory, *teacher will be lost for words

12-19-2004, 03:49 PM
135) smile and stare at them all lesson - freeks them out :D

136) hum christmas songs really loud through out their lessons :santa: :music:

12-19-2004, 10:23 PM
123) fall in to a deep sleep during a very important lecture - warning you maybe poked by many pencils, lol
That doesn't work in my science class-the teacher throws things at sleeping people.

137. Correct your teacher's spelling and grammar. (I should do this some time; my teachers can't type. Some can't seem to spell.)

138. Ask your teacher if "You can tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?"

139. Tell your teacher that your complete disorganization is in keeping with the second law of thermodynamics. (Good to pull in Physics.)

140. Tell your teacher that you aren't doing what they tell you because it conflicts with your personal philosophy. "It's nothing personal, Mr./Ms/Mrs. So-and-so, but I believe in the rejection of all authority, because acting based on intutition is in accordance with the divine law..."

Magln Meow
12-20-2004, 09:05 PM
141: Bring your pets to the school.
142: Throw tomatoes at the teacher.
143: Laugh when they say that there will be another homework assignement.
144: Stick out your foot and trip the teacher.
145: Bring a "overweight" teacher an apple. (I did this once, now that I think about it, it was a dumb move.)
146: Raise your hand when the teacher asks a question when she/he calls on you say, "I just need to use the bathroom"

12-21-2004, 02:39 AM
147. Talk to your imaginary friend in class.
148. Call your teacher. Say "Seven days..." in a creepy voice.
149. Say "I know where you live..." in a malicious way.

12-21-2004, 04:58 AM
150. Hand in your homework with little notes addressed to your teacher saying "Hi, Mr/Mrs/Ms _______ Guess what? I sent you something to your house and I think you'll like it. As long as you're not allergic to bites. ta-ta!"

12-21-2004, 07:03 AM
Yawn loudly and burp incessantly...

Magln Meow
12-22-2004, 07:36 AM
152. Sing out the Wizard of Oz songs... Those can get in your head super easy.
153. Point at the teacher, giggle, and whisper to your friends, the teacher will get very embarrassed.
154. Go to school in bright neon clothes that are very distracting.
155. Don't show up for school for one week and come back and say, "I deserve a week off, don't I?"

01-06-2005, 06:55 AM
Ask your teacher if they've found nemo

Go up 2 people u dont know tap them on the shoulder and whisper "guess what.... Jesus loves you"
^ its fun 2 see there reactions

ASk people for 50 cents (they usually give it to you~! i do it ALOT) lol :idea:

01-06-2005, 11:17 PM
159. While everyone's working, call the teacher over, look at them like you know their deepest secret and in a slow voice say, "I know what you did last summer"

01-07-2005, 03:03 AM
160. "Permission to worry you, sir?"

01-07-2005, 05:05 AM
this kid did this once and the teacher almost exploded:

161. When the teacher asks you to DO something, for example 'put these papers on my desk', reply, 'WHAT do you want me to do with the papers?' the teacher will probably say 'put them on my desk'. you say 'put WHAT on my desk?' -the papers. - what do you want me to do with the papers? - PUT THEM ON MY DESK!! - you want me to put the papers on your desk? -yes. - yes what? - PUT... THE PAPERS... ON MY DESK. - what desk? - that desk! - what do you want me to do with the desk? - PUT THE PAPERS ON IT! - put what? - the papers. -you want me to put the papers? - yes. -yes what?

..and so on, you get the idea. the kid almost got detention :)

01-07-2005, 06:12 AM
During lectures or long lessons shotu out "Ssssssssshhh!!!! My yeast is rising!!!"

During lectures, or speaches a school functions, Make farm animal noises

01-07-2005, 09:31 AM
165: where heels to school and then walk around the class rooom (even if it is for no reason at all) - they hate all the clip-claping that the shoes makes, lol

01-07-2005, 10:52 PM
^actually in our school you're not allowed to wear heels.. :( lol, we skipped 162, so..

162. if there's a sub, switch places with a friend and when he's taking roll or looking through the seating chart say that you're your friend and that ur friend's you. this is especially funny if a girl switches with a guy, since the sub will find it hard to call the girl Joshua and the guy Caroline.

01-24-2005, 02:28 AM
166: stare blankly into space and start singing the most annoying song u can think of and get it into everybodys head-soon ull have the whole class singing the song.
167: get all ur friends to hum with u in class, sit in didfferent parts of the room, then when the teacher tries to figure out where its coming from, stop when she walks past u then when theyve passed, start humming again-really ticks them off! :duh:

01-25-2005, 09:34 PM
168. Write harebrained plans to lock the teacher out of the room on the board.

01-27-2005, 01:20 AM
169. Ask the teacher to repeat everything she says

01-27-2005, 08:30 PM
170. Shout really random things in the middle of class.

01-28-2005, 07:45 PM
171. When the teacher is collecting books in, hand them your book but don't let go. Sit there with the book firmly in your hands whilst they struggle to get it off you and just stare blankly into space!
172. After the teacher has finished the long explanation of what you have to do this lesson, shout out "What do we do?!?!" And have several of your friends do the same!! lol

01-31-2005, 02:23 AM
174. Be circumloquacious.

02-14-2005, 08:09 PM
I know I'm double-posting. But, what the heck.

175. Sing the "fat Dutch guy" song, and DANCE!
176. leave a trail of flour everywhere. Tell them you're trying to find your way back home.

02-15-2005, 10:40 AM
^ isnt that crumbs? lol
177) throw lots of pancakes at them
178) start rapping everything they say - tell them its prep for music class, lol the different genres of music :)

02-16-2005, 02:56 AM
^ isnt that crumbs? lol
177) throw lots of pancakes at them
178) start rapping everything they say - tell them its prep for music class, lol the different genres of music :)

Well, yes. I was going for something different originally, but...

179. Glue the pages of their books together

02-16-2005, 05:07 AM
answer the questions as simple as possible :)
ex:what is the root of 568?

U raise your hand and say I don't noe your the teacher hehehehehehe.

02-16-2005, 05:13 PM
T: (calls on you randomly after she finds you daydreaming in your chair) What is the center of the whole universe in which everything else revolves around?
Y: Me!!!!

03-01-2005, 07:33 PM
182. To annoy foreign-language teachers: Speak in a non-English language (a real one!) in their classroom, and when they tell you to speak in whatever language you happen to be taking, act hurt and say "But I'm not speaking English! Your rules didn't say anything about not speaking [language] in the room!"

03-01-2005, 10:23 PM
183) Everytime he/she says "homework", go into a bout of tremors, while rolling around the floor, with your mouth frothing.

03-03-2005, 02:39 AM
Bring a calculator to school, use it for math until your teacher notices you and say "What? Did I make a mistake?"

03-03-2005, 10:26 PM
185. Get a friend and write a "conversation" on the chalkboard.

03-06-2005, 01:51 PM
Don't do any work for all of class. When you get your work for homework, don't do it. The next day say "Oops... Didn't know we had homework. And besides, yesterday was "No homework day.""

03-09-2005, 10:31 PM
187. Smirk all through class. When they finally ask why you're smirking, tell them you were plotting, but forgot and now your face is stuck.

03-12-2005, 09:12 PM
188.If there are computers in the room and you can use them,erase the internet history everytime you go on,and on every computer.The teacher will be annoyed,and so will your classmates.

03-13-2005, 02:05 AM
We only got this far!?!?

189. Pencils. Lovly things. Since your teacher is BOUND to have extras or a sharpener, slant your pencil to the desk and push it down. It should break, making a VERY loud cracking noise. Ask for a new pencil. Repeat until the classroom is pencil free.

03-13-2005, 04:39 AM
190. Coin the doors! (The really sad thing is that my science teacher told the class how to do it...)

03-13-2005, 02:15 PM
^Hahahaha!!!!!!! :rofl: Thats good!

Bring a Joy Buzzer and Press it up against the bottom of the desk. It'll scare the crap out of people.

03-13-2005, 07:28 PM
192. If you can get on to the classroom computers, take screencaps of the desktop and set it as the wallpaper. Then, hide the icons and the taskbar.
(Thank you, KR!)

03-13-2005, 08:59 PM
192. If you can get on to the classroom computers, take screencaps of the desktop and set it as the wallpaper. Then, hide the icons and the taskbar.
(Thank you, KR!)Hehe, good one! Speaking of computers:

193. On the school computers, go to Then click "Yes, I'm Sure" Do that to every computer. I tried it once, and I watch teachers and students keep clicking ok with that mad look on their face. It was funny. :P

03-24-2005, 03:52 PM
when your talking, and they ask you "okay then, do YOU want to take over the lesson?"

Go up to the front of the class n star talking complete crap...
well funny

03-28-2005, 06:16 AM
194) hmm... whine about how something's unfair... then when your teacher tells your you're whining... whine about how you're not whining. (it always works... if they bring up the fact that you're whining) :)
195)he he he... sharpen your wooden pencils, and throw them into the classroom roof point-up (will only work if your classroom roofs are a card-boardy material) you gotta do it just right... or they won't stick in the roof. It's hilarious!

03-28-2005, 06:55 AM
hey what about if she says "GET OUT OF THE ROOM NOW" just walk dead slowly and act like your not bothered.That get them annoyed,oh and if she says "GET OUT OF THE ROOM NOW" say "ok ok ,god ,I am doing"

03-29-2005, 01:05 PM
Stick thumdtacks point up on thier seats!!

In history when talking about Roman slaves use JKRowlings 'House-elves' as an e.g

Bring a small saw to every class and saw one leg of the chair 7/8 of the way off so they will fall when they sit on it and think they are heavy (it works only if your teach is l8 and it made our teach cry!!)

Go 2 ur local joke shop and get exploding paste and apply it to ur teaches belongings!!


03-30-2005, 06:35 AM
201) Arrange with all the other students to fall out of your desks all at the same time.

202) In the margins of your paper, draw little pictures of your teacher with the notes: "Mr. (insert name here) being a complete idiot" and "Mrs. (insert name here) making a fool of herself".

203) Write notes to your teachers on your tests, eg. "You're the worst teacher ever, but I still love you".

03-30-2005, 11:35 AM
204)Get all the class to start a chain of coughing
205)Put ultra super glue on his/her chair
206)Repeatadly ask them about thier new hair colour if they are sprouting greys

04-02-2005, 01:59 PM
207)twitch while writing all day and when you teacher asks why you were twitching say " your face creeps me out" and twitch some more

04-02-2005, 02:21 PM
208. Plan with the whole class to all cough/sneeze/fall over/strech/put your hand up at the same time in a lesson

06-06-2005, 03:08 AM
Yeah, I'm bringing this back. I went to my friend's grad party, and he gave me some really good ideas...

209. Find the 3-hole punch. Empty out all the little round things. Unroll the overhead projection screen thing. Put the paper bits on the screen. Roll it up again, very carefully. Wait.

210. Put a recipe for chocolate cake in the middle of a very long paper and see if they notice.

211. When the teacher assigns a paper, refuse to do it. Say you can't be sure wether the teacher, the class, the paper, the school, the computer, etc. actually exist, or that they're just figments of your subconcious. Continue in this vein until they get sick of you.

212. Refuse to do homework for conservation reasons.

06-06-2005, 08:17 AM
213 - Announce to everyone in a class that you "really have to go do a number two"

214 - Remove your shoes and socks. Lay your socks on the table, turn each one inside out, and inspect them carefully. If anyone says anything, tell them "Doctor's orders."

215 - Stand up and start doing the Macarena. Forcibly wrestle yourself back into your chair. Look real embarrassed. Tell everybody "My doctor's appointment is tomorrow."

06-06-2005, 03:36 PM
216,say your underwear is ripped and you want it sewed back up.:P:D

06-07-2005, 06:11 PM
217. Eat an apple during class and start acting like a monkey, later blaming it on the apple. :lolol:

06-18-2005, 10:18 PM

Do this when the teacher asks for a square root:

T: What is the square root of this number
Y: How should I know?
T: Well, how would you find out?
Y: Ask it, in a sweet manner, it might tell you.
T: I asked for the square root of 100?
Y: 100?
T: No!
Y: 99?
T: No!
Y: 98?
T: No!

Keep doing this

06-19-2005, 02:14 PM

Get a slideshow of a huge green and purple alien.

Shout out when the most boring lesson is commencing, "LOOK BEHIND YOU!!! OMG THERE IS A HUGE GREEN AND PURPLE ALIEN ABOUT TO EAT YOU!!!", the teacher turns around and sees nothing.

Sneak out of the classroom, saying you need the loo and secretly turn on the slide projector and watch everyone burst out laughing.

06-19-2005, 07:06 PM
220.) In music class, say you have a song to share with everyone, then sing "I know a song that gets on everybody;s nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a sung that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes" over and over again.

221.) When your teacher asks you a question, sit in the floor curled up in a ball and say "Crazy..I was crazy once..they put me in a room, a round rubber room, with rats, round rubber rats, I hate rats, they drive me Crazy" over and over again in a small voice.

222.) Go up beside the teacher's desk and scream loudly "NO I WILL NOT SHAVE YOUR BACK!!"

223.) Write all essay in long, incoherent non-paragraphed babble.

224.) Ask your teacher (especially female) when the last time she shaved her mustache was.

225.) Tell your math teacher to hold still, then start counting into large numbers..when they ask what you're doing say, "I'm counting your gray hairs"

06-19-2005, 10:48 PM
225.) Tell your math teacher to hold still, then start counting into large numbers..when they ask what you're doing say, "I'm counting your gray hairs"

Ooh, burn!

226) When taking a spanish test, do the test in french. when your teach asks why you did it in french, say... "spanish? I barely know english!?!?!"

06-20-2005, 10:10 PM
227. Duct tape things to the walls.

06-25-2005, 06:52 AM
228) make quacking noices everytime your teacher mentions any word that begins with the letter "T"

229) when your teacher mentions something about "Mitoesis(sp?)", hop on your desk and scream out "Oh, no! My toes-es! My toes-es!"

06-27-2005, 01:17 AM
230) tap your pencil

06-27-2005, 04:59 AM
231. If your teacher is pregnant(or especially sensative to smells) bring a bag of onions into the room. Open it and hide it near teachers desk if they aren't there yet.
232. When your history teacher is lecturing on a persons philosophy (say Martin Luther or Calvin<cant remember first name>) shoot down the peoples philosophies. A friend of mine and I did this. At first our teacher was really annoyed, then he thought it was funny (after about a weak).
233.When history teacher is done with a lesson, go up to him and say "I read that too. I'm glad you picked it for lit. OH! Sorry, wrong class." Then escape quickly.
234. Look up words your english teacher is using. When she asks you why, tell her you're not sure she is using them correctly and you don't want to pick up any bad habits.
235. Correct your foreign language teachers english.
236. Talk to a person you barely know before class. Have them cough really badly and then you cough alot then them, then you etc. When your teacher asks if you aranged this say you hardly know eachother.
237. Smirk a lot during class and make sketches then scribble them out. When teacher asks what your doing just say "You'll know if I succeed at what I am planning"
238. buy a copy of a book your teacher has. Carefully mark out all the articles and a bunch of the verbs. Swap the books. (be sure to give the real one back eventually or you can get into big trouble).


06-27-2005, 01:43 PM
239-Sign all of your papers: (your name) the hero who on this day (random date) saved a young boy from a well. yes it was a bright sunny day. I was walking when I herd a cry for help...Ect.

06-27-2005, 06:47 PM
240. Microwave a bag of popcorn. Hide it somewhere in the room. (Particularly effective right before lunch.)
241. Deliver Shakespeare monologues like Elmer Fudd ("Fwiends, Womans, countwymen, wend me youw eaws...")

Magln Meow
06-27-2005, 07:07 PM
242: Where a hat to school and hide a mouse inside it... When the teacher asks you to take off your hat, say that you are keeping you little buddy warm. :P
243: Say "eeewww" and pretend to be all grossed out when your teacher talks about mating.
244: When the teacher asks you a question say "I'm sorry the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected please leave me alone and try again later, thank you."
245: Cough every time the teacher is about to begin a sentence.
246: Start cyring... :buckt:
247: Act all happy and go, "WOW! I can't believe all the things I've been learning today... You are the bestest best best teacher, you deserve a million apples. I'm learning so much. I'm so very proud of myself... blah blah blah..." ^_^
248: Make a model of Jack Skellington bigger than the teacher and then somehow get Jack Skelligton to attack the teacher...
249: Every five minutes tell the teacher you do NOT have to use the bathroom.
250: Point at the wall and start laughing for no reason.

06-27-2005, 10:34 PM
251. (I am assuming that most schools still use the mice with the balls in them...) Take the ball out of the teacher's mouse.
252. Leave notes in your biology teacher's classroom protesting the treatment of whatever you've been experimenting on (plants, etc.)
253. When they take out the video about plant reproduction, say something akin to "You're making us watch [insert suitable word here]!?"

06-28-2005, 04:15 AM
254. Walk up to a teacher in the halway and say "you may be my invisible friend, but that doesn't give you the right to disguise yourself as my teacher. Now quit it!" Then walk away talking to yourself.
255. Glance at the clock every two minutes.
256. Two minutes before class ends anounce to your teacher that his clock is wrong and that class gets out now.
257. Figure out if your desk creeks. If it does, move around a lot making it squeek. When asked to stop say "These desks were designed by torturers or masochists (if I spelled this wrong please correct me). They make me hurt no matter how I sit.
258. If your watch has an alarm set it to go off during class. Put it in your pocket. When the alarm goes off clap your hand to your empty wrist then make a show of digging in your pocket til you can stop the alarm.