lol I love this website it is SOOOOOOOOOO hilarious lol

http://rinkworks.com/said


:lolol: I was laughing so hard i started to cry lol

lol I love the kid ones

:lol: That's great :P Funny as it is I still like those sites with some random person who records overheard tidbits of conversations that make absolutely no sense on their own better :P

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"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife." -- Tom, age 5
"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble." -- Kenny, age 7
"Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me." -- Dave, age 8
"It isn't always how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome like anything, and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet." -- Brian, age 7
"No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married!" -- Freddie, age 6
"'Hey, Baby, I Don't Like Girls, But I'm Willing To Forget You Are One!'" -- Will, age 7

Tis hilarious! :lolol:

"Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."

ahaha, this is funny :lol:


Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

"Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral."

"My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."

"Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday."

"Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault."

"The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer."
(well...I suppose if you're a Shaker or something, then, yes...)

"There will be a baked bean supper next Sunday at 6:00 p.m. Music to follow."
(crude, I know, but...)

"O come all ye faithful, sin in exultation."
(Christmas has gotten so much better!)

LOLOLOL my friend from school gave me the link so i had to share it :lolol: