CHICKEN!!!!! :chicken: I love chickens! :hug: Hee hee..... Sometimes when I'm talking to someone I blurt chicken out of nowhere! :D I'm insane!!!!!!

<(^^<) (>^^<) (>^^)> <(^ ^)> Go Kirby! Go Kirby! *dances along with Kirby*

Bai bai for now!

Cool Kirby dance
:lol:

I think I got that Kirby dance thing from somebody's profile on fanfiction.net. I found it and I liked it. Simple and put!

By the way...... I AM THE RULER OF THE CHICKEN CLONEY!!!!!

Hee hee..... I kicked the rooster of his throne!

*bows to the chicken ruler*

:chicken:

YEAH?? Mr Sheriff, aren't you gonna arrest Inu?? *Mr Sheriff arrests Inu* "I hereby arrest you in the name of the law" :chicken:

:lol:

Kirby dance??? who's kirby what?

<random comment/>The mods like chickens too.... perhaps a wee bit too much.. :P jk ;)

Leave the chickens alone :(

But chickens are evil!

Yes indeed, the mods used to have a few chickens in their garden but now they're curiously not there.

Chickens are nice to eat :D They're a bit squaky though.

:lol:

VERY nice....:D

hehe if you guys post this when it's nighttime in Holland, how can I reply?

As for mods and chickens, we use them for our initiation rituals every time there is a new moderator. Poor Sheila had to go through that twice .
When Mirna became a mod, she brought frozen chickens :lol:
Not to mention the chicken blood facials hehe.

chickens rule!!!

CHICKENS ARE TASTY!!!! :D

I want to become a Mod to buy chickens!! ;_;

NOOOOOOO!!!! The rooster want's his throne back!! Stay away evil rooster!! STAY AWAY!

ARG!

I shalt not be defeated!!!!!

URG!

No fair! He got me with his beak!! CHEATER!

I WIN!!!!! *dances with Kirby again*

omg omg omg i heart chicken!!! :-D

::pets chickens::

o_O

I just realized I'm arrested... *bangs on jail bars* Get me outta here! I can't rule the chicken cloney if I'm behind bars!

Come to me my loyal chickens!! *one chicken shows up*

-_-;; This is gonna be harder than I thought.....

Originally posted by Marianne
When Mirna became a mod, she brought frozen chickens :lol:
Not to mention the chicken blood facials hehe.

chickens rule!!!

oh yeah :) i brought loads of chicken with me! ;)

This topic make me hungry....

O_o

I realized something else..... Why am I in jail?! ;-; What did I do wrong?

I shall escaped!! And I have the help of my one and only loyal chicken!

CLUCK!!! *the one and only loyal chicken runs off*

I'm DOOMED!!! DOOMED I tell you! DOOMED!!! :crying:

:idea:

I'll get Kirby to help me!!

<(^ ^)> Good Kirby! Now, help me outta here. <(- -)> No! Don't fall asleep! Stay AWAKE!!

ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZ <(- -)>
NO! I'm alone in this world now!

We had chicken for supper last night. It wasn't as good as usual, but barbeque sauce can disguise everything :P

I like chicken. Especially chicken mcnuggets at McDonalds :P

I had buffalo drumsticks lastnight. Poor Clucky.

Originally posted by kittycat
Especially chicken mcnuggets at McDonalds :P

you really make me hungry with that "mc" word... :P

I had sweet-and-sour chicken for dinner :D

My friend in art class is obsessed with chickens. Last year (she was in my art class then too) she put chickens riding bicycles all over her cityscape, and this year, (we have to paint ourselves in a landscape) she asked if she could be a chicken...:lol:

For overthrowing the royal chicken government, Inu!

mmmmmmmmm....i'm sooooo hungry....!

oh! I'm so sorry mr sheriff, PLEASE don't arrest me!

Chickens Rule:D!

I have six chickens. Hey, we had to get Millie some comany. Now she looks so ugly compared to the other chickens. :lol: I'm not a farm girl or anything, just to let everyone know. :D Millie lived inside until we got more chickens. So don't dis chickens, man!

How long do I have to be in here? Do I have a bail?

<(- -)> ZZZZZzzzzz Kirby's still asleep.... That's not very helpful....

The rooster was doing it all wrong so I HAD to step in..... I used to have a chicken that was loyal to me then it ran away...

Don't I get to eat in here? I thought jails were supposed to serve at leat SOME food.

Hmm...well SOME food HAS been given to you...lemme see, today's special! Cookies and milk. SPECIAL chicken style cookies and milk:D

Bail? How much are you willing to pay?

I shall report all this to the rooster.....

who iS this kirby??

Hehe, we used to have ummmmmmmmmmm 14 chickens. And I fed them every day and they layed heaps of eggs for us and stuff.

You don't know who Kirby is? My god, its another one.
Heh, j/k.

Kirby is this short, round, pink thing with two shoe like things for feet and two little stubs for arms on the sides of his body.

<(- -)> ....And still asleep. *pokes Kirby* <(* *)> Kirby's up! <(~~)> And I think very mad..... <(- -)> zzzzzzzZZZZZZZZ Not again...

The rooster hates me. I bet he's going to severly overcharge my bail. Actually.... I don't really mind it in here. Today I got chicken shaped cookies and milk! But it is a little lonely (I don't know how to spell...) and boring in here. Would somebody come visit me? Please....

haha CHICKEN!!!

CHECK THIS OUT!
This link is not appropriate for a G rated forum, sorry.
AH HAHAHAHA!!!
AMANDA

ok, who's got the chicken with the mohawk! lol

I like cows :D lol

I guess i should leave now? no?



*rawks to the ramones*


They're forming in a straight line
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds
The Blitzkrieg Bop

They're piling in the back seats
They're generating steam heat
Pulsatin to the back beat
The Blitzkrieg Bop.

Ay oh, let's go
Shoot'em in the back now
What they want, I don't know
They're all reved up and ready to go

\m/
l l (^ ^)

Originally posted by Inu
Kirby is this short, round, pink thing with two shoe like things for feet and two little stubs for arms on the sides of his body.

<(- -)> ....And still asleep. *pokes Kirby* <(* *)> Kirby's up! <(~~)> And I think very mad..... <(- -)> zzzzzzzZZZZZZZZ Not again...

The rooster hates me. I bet he's going to severly overcharge my bail. Actually.... I don't really mind it in here. Today I got chicken shaped cookies and milk! But it is a little lonely (I don't know how to spell...) and boring in here. Would somebody come visit me? Please....
oh, I know...they're a specialty. hint: you should praise your cooks...maybe they'll let you out of your cell. :)

Hmm...the sheriff'll be round in a while...to Check On You...O.o

Ayosu Ling, whadaya mean by who's got a chicken with a mohawk??

Cherchez, make a cow thread:D

ahhh tasty chickens *licks lips* they're kinda fun to chase too.
*chases chicken round a field*.:chicken:

Hey! You're supposed to be the cookie monster!!! not the chickenmonster! And for chasing chickens......

You're under arrest! *sheriff arrests cookiemonster*

Originally posted by adrielle
Hey! You're supposed to be the cookie monster!!! not the chickenmonster! And for chasing chickens......

You're under arrest! *sheriff arrests cookiemonster*

Hehe, now you have a friend Inu.

*shakes head* This is getting serious, sheriff...First, a person by the name of Inu tries to overthrow the rooster! Next, a cookiemonster chases chickens around a field...what is this all coming to??? *wrings hands*

Uh uh uh...unless the both of you have been especially good, both of you shall be put in seperate cells for the time being. Oh, talking is NOT allowed.

*chickens CAN be very strict...*

I had a friend for a spit second then we're put in different cells. Well, at least I'm not alone anymore!

<(- -)> zzzzzzZZZZZZZ No matter how much NOISE I make Kirby won't wake up! Wait, does Kirby have ears? Oh, boy.....

I already ate all my cookies. Can I have more so I can praise some and eat the others? Or should I praise them all? Well, I would just have to warn them to watch out when my stomach's growling.

Breakfast is at 7...

Lunch is at 1...

Dinner is at 7...

aren't they just Good??? They actually serve you all three meals!! :D

Hmm...what's today's special btw?

Lunch at 1?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Heehee I get lunch at 12 :p

Getting breakfast at 7 then not getting lunch until 1 seems like a long time but atleast I get all three meals!

I think I'm just going to ignore Kirby for now. What IS the special for today?? Btw, who's the cook?

<(''<) <----Kirby Also Looks like that but thats just from a different angle...Anywayz Me, i dont hang around chikens..unless they're the rubber ones (no offence adrielle)uh-oh.....i said no offence!!!dont kill me!!im too young to die!!*starts running,hears footsteps,runs faster,faster* *Horror music plays in background* Ahhhhh!!!!

Is adrielle supposed to be scary? If so.... AHHHHH! *runs* URG! *rams right into the jail cell bars* ouch. *now has a jail bar mark running down the middle of face*

*clicks on link to read the thread*

*begins to giggle at thread*

*begins to laugh at thread*

*laughs a little too hard an accidently hits a chicken in a trenchcoat when she falls off of her chair*

CHICKEN IN A TRENCHCOAT???!!!!
0.0;;;;;;

Uh-oh.....

*runs for her life from the chicken Mafia*

HHHHHEEEEELLLLLPPPP MMMMEEEE!!!!!

*walks in*

errrrm. =\

*walks out*

*watches as SSPrincess is being hunted by the chicken mafia**Laughs histerically, then realizes the chicken mafias are actually after him*AHHH!!!!*Trips over a boneless chicken wing from Kentuky,Grabs wing and charges at chickens*Die you italian Ganster Chickens!!!*chickens eat wing* HEy!!!I was gonna Eat the myself....*Chickens Growl...GRRR!!!B-b-ut.. i-i-f you want its all yours.....*slowly tiptoes out of scene,followed by a chicken,then another,then another,and another.........

I always thought the Chiken Mafia was real but everyone denied it! Now I have proof!

*looks out the jail cell window* Hey is that..... *sees DJMystik and SSPrincess being chased by the Chicken Mafia* *realizes that is really looking out a hole in the wall instead of a window* YAY! I'M FREE! *jumps out the hole* *runs into another set of bars* They're good. Real good. *realizes there is a new bar mark in the center of face* Awwww. And the other one was starting to heal.

Well, at least the Chicken Mafia is not chasing me. *a member of the Chicken Mafia cimbs throught the bars* That can't be good. *runs to get away for the Chicken Mafia* *runs into the same set of bars knocking self out in the process* *the member of the Chicken Mafia leaps out the hole in the wall* uggg...

*still being chased,jumps though a hole in wall trying to make a getaway but runs into same bar that knocked Inu unconcious,
gets new mark on forehead*KOOL!!Wait a secound...thats a bad thing*Runs around frantically in circles of jail cell and once again runs into bar but also gets knocked unconcious*Urghhh.....*Slowly recovers to see terrifiying Gangster Chicken with a chesse grinder in it's hands,Slowly realizes Sinister Plan of insane chicken*AHHH!!!!!!OHHhhhMyGOD!!!IM Gonna Dieeeee!!!!!!!!HElp me Inu..Oh he's unconcious*What a Great Time To Be unconcious....wheres that boneless chicken wing when ya need it???

*is running for her life from the Chicken Mafia when she hears a helicopter and looks up*

*sees SWAT Chickens parachutting out of a Black Chicken Hawk Helicopter*

SWAT CHICKENS????!!!!!

*faints from shock as SWAT Chickens begin landing*

:chicken: :chicken:

*is now concious* YAY! I'm concious again. Oh, and DJMystik, I'm a SHE! :D

Eh, I'll help you anyway. *tries to pull DJMystik through the bars* *somehow manages to pull DJMystik through* YAY! Now I have a buddy! *mafia chickens try to get through the bars* *growls at chickens* *chickens run away* HA!

Ah chickens. *Does the chicken dance* hehehe I love chickens.
Um... I have this weird inside joke witha friend of mine. Long story. However some how it ended with Darth Vadar, Gir, Obi Wan, and a chicken doing the chicken dance...It's wrong...

Hey, DJMystik! Wake up! NOOOOO! *pokes DJMystik* *pokes him again* *continuously pokes him* I should really be doing this in the poking thread.

*looks over at Kirby for help* <(- -)>zzzzzzZZZZZZ Dang puffball.

*pokes DJMystik again* WAKE UP!

*chicken with the cheese grinder that was after DJ (yay! I finally shorted the name!) comes in* NO! STAY AWAY! *chicken clucks evilly* *wacks chicken on the head* *grabs the cheese grinder* HA! Now who's defencless?! *chicken runs away*

*looks at chees grinder* What if.... *looks at DJ then back at the cheese grinder* Naw. *throws cheese grinder without looking* *cheese grinder bounces off Kirby and out the hole in the wall*

<(- -)> ZZZZZZzzzzzzz The puffball slept through the WHOLE thing....

:lol: ROFL

I've been away from a day and LOOK WHAT'S BEEN HAPPENING??? Can you believe this, sheriff??! Uh oh...you guys better watch out. He's issued a WARNING!

lol, Have i turned into a monster in this thread??? *runs away*

*chicken mafia come after her* AAAAHHHH! Save mee! *hollers to sheriff* You've got some insane chickens over here!!! *ducks* AAAHHHHH! *runs madly*

Wake up DJ! Why won't you wake up?! *hears the distant screams of adrielle* The chicken mafia is really going at it. They've been busy lately.

*pokes DJ* Stubborn. *pokes Kirby* Both stubborn.... *sit down on floor next to DJ* I guess I should wait... But that so BORING!

*hears adrielle's screams come closer* Maybe adrielle will hit the bars too. Ya just never know....

*finally wakes up with suprisingly acheing body,sees Inu (She) and runs after runaway cheese grinder*Come Bk Here U Little Twisting Devil!!COme Bk!!!*Gives up and returns to jail cell,sees chicken sheriff and slowly but cautiously turns other way hoping sheriff doesn't notice**Sheriff walks up to Dj and turns him around to see horrifiying chicken face*What on Chickens Lane is Going ON!!AHhh!!!*Runs in fear as fast as chicken legs can run(which is pretty fast when theres adrenaline rushing through a chicken body)*meanwhile Dj takes of what was actually a halloween costume*Alwayz Gets Em......heheheh*Thanks Inu and as he walks to hole runs into cell bars in little hole in the wall*Ohhh.....i Forgot About those....OWww.....*Goes into life-threatening commma*Ughhh.....

A life threatening coma?! Well.... I geuss I won't poke him this time. Ummm....urg.... IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE!!!! HELP IS NEEDED!!!

*looks down at DJ* Good thing I have a thick skull....

Super Emergency Girl (aka, FishyGirl) to the rescue! Ohno! I don't know what to do!! *freaks out* *slaps self* get out of it! *runs to nearest phone booth (NOT to change...:lol: ) and rings the Chicken Hospital Ambulance

HELLoOO??? NOWAY! you guys can't be dozing!!! HEY! WAKE UP!!! *continues to yell into phone until money runs out....*

NO! DJ can't die! He's too young even though I don't know how old he is!

Look what jail bars can do to you if you don't have a helmet or thick skull!

Originally posted by Inu
o_O

I just realized I'm arrested... *bangs on jail bars* Get me outta here! I can't rule the chicken cloney if I'm behind bars!

Come to me my loyal chickens!! *one chicken shows up*

-_-;; This is gonna be harder than I thought.....

*Visits Inu*
Oooohh, look, a shiny necklace!! *takes chain with keys on them and puts them on her neck*
Hi Inu!!! Like my pretty necklace!!!

Inu:.....

<distant memory>"Psycho, I'm counting on you to keep an eye on Inu and don't let her escape" Adrielle</distant memory!>

ooohhh.. I can hear adri's voice in my head!!! ooooooh.....

*finally becomes sane for a tiny moment* ooohhhhh.. I get it!*
*Dances around saying "I am a gu-ard! I am a gu-ard!!!!" while Inu looks longingly for help*
oooooh... look at the little chicken!!! *chases chicken, keys jangling on neck*

Oooh...I really said that??? hmmmm

:lol:, how old are you DJ?

I'm being guarded by....psychochick! o.O

She's wearing the keys around her neck for heavens sake! I think I'm gonna be in jail for the rest of my life.... So far I have the company of DJ and a still sleeping Kirby.
<(- -)>zzzzzZZZZZ I seriously don't think he's going to wake up.

:confusion I'm confused... What's going on?

Originally posted by pomeranian_7
:confusion I'm confused... What's going on?
Did you read through the thread? To get a full understanding you should. A brief summary: I overthrew the chicken government and was throw in jail by adrielle. Odd comments were posted including being chased by the chicken mafia.

I could get into more detail but I feel too lazy. I suggest reading through the thread. You'll probably get at least a little laugh reading the thread.

*back in jail*

*pokes DJ* That probably wasn't the smatest thing to do. *watches psychochick chasing a chicken around with the keys on her neck* Is chasing a chicken against the law? If it is psychochick should be thrown in jail. What fun that'll be....

I read a couple of pages...

I like chickens:) *runs off to read thread* BRB!

*is board out of her mind* DJ's in a coma, psychochick's chasing a chicken, and adrielle.... actually I'm not sure what adrielle's doing. Last I heard adrielle was yelling into a pay phone and the money ran out.

I will make a vow to ignore Kirby from now on! <(- -)>ZZZZZZzzzz But it's hard to ignore something so.....PINK!

*throws water on DJ to wake him up* Are you still in a coma?

Originally posted by pomeranian_7
*throws water on DJ to wake him up* Are you still in a coma?
I'm not sure water will help.... Try poking! After all you are the official poker of LEIA. But it might not be good since he's in a coma. Btw, how did you get in the cell?!

*pokes DJ*

Uh... well you see, I have special magical powers, and umm... OH! I'm here to set you free! YAY! Then you can rule the chicken colonies!

*uses magical powers to knock down cell wall*

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I like it in here! Did I just SAY THAT?! *screams and runs around the cell* *runs into the wall with full force* *is in a life threatening coma like DJ*

Oh. Sorry!
*rebuilds wall and loses powers, trapping herself in the cell with two unconscous people*

*suddenly wakes up from coma* Told you I had a hard skull!

YAY! More friends!! The population of this cell keeps growing!

So how do we get out?

Originally posted by pomeranian_7
So how do we get out?
Ask adrielle or psychochick since she has the keys around her neck.

*comes along and sees Inu in the jail cell* ohhhhhhhhh what does this buttion do? *presses buttion and lets Inu out* oops.

I LUV CHICKENS!!! well i love animals fullstop [.] lol! I have a hamster, her name is FIzz ~ as in the Tweenies! SHE'S so CUTE!

NOOOOOOOOOO! *presses another button* *back in jail*

Ah, home sweet home.

*press bution agian* muhahahahhahaha


oops now im in jail ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

It's sorta fun to be in jail! You get FREE food!!! YAY!

Population of jail cell that originally only had Inu:
Inu
DJ
pom
DisturbedOne

Then there's that other cell that cookiemonster is in that we don't know what's going on in there.

If adrielle didn't want cookiemonster in the same cell as me what does adrielle think now that I have 3 other people with me.?

FREE FOOD! YAY! What kind of food? Gruel? Pizza?

Is DJ still unconscious?

Hey guess what, I used to have magical powers but they died. Sad, isnt it?

*Comes out of life-threatening comma*Woah! Iv'e Missed A Lot,Inu's been in a life threating comma like me and all this other stuff that i really don't feel like explaining*Kool!New ppl!Now I know i wont die alone but with 2 other ppl that i have barely just met,that makes me feel a lot better!!:D*Looks around*There Gotsta Be a Ways Outtsa Here..uh...Opps...sorry, Wrong adventure story*Looks out jail cell window in dispare*Sigh*I guess all good comedy adventures must come to an end........*Or maybe not...heheheheh*laughs a evil-but-not-sinister-evil-laugh*heheheheh*We need to liven things up a bit*Pulls out cannon from pocket(which doesn't make sense at all but hey, its not a reality show right?)It's Time We Busted Outta Here!!*Blasts Cannon*BANG!!!!!*Looks at cell wall to see no mark at all*Ohhh i forgot...this is a comedy avdenture*Pulls out water pistol from pocket*Now This is sure to break it*Shoots Water Pistol*Watches as cell wall decinagrates*Thats Comedy*HAHahah..oh thats not really funny...I guess its that ^^^^ blasted life-threatening comma i just experienced..and it's surprising im not in any mortal pain at all...what the...I gotta stop that..i sounded smart for a second there......

so, youre alive again? YAY! *skips merrily out the hole in the wall but runs into it* Ah, so that gun just turned it invisible. Thanks a lot.

Gets Up And sees pomeranian_7 sprawled out on the floor*Uh-Oh Did i miss something?*Runs Out Of Scence and grabs script and reads through, flipping through pages*Aha! there it is scene 437!i think,, yeah it is!*reads through*ohhh.....so pomeranian_7 ran into a set of jail bars...not a good sign is it?I guess thats all i missed...*runs bk to jail cell scene*Forgot that in last post, decinagrated cell wall...YAY!!!FREE AT LAST!!! looks out and sees pomeranian and Inu and others still in cell.....c'mon guys....uhh...why wont they come?Uh-Oh...does this mean i have to make one of those 3-lasting episode really tough decisions....let's see...Freedom or Friends..Fredom or Friends....Freedom.....Freinds.......FRENDSFREEDOM FRENDSFREEDOMFRIENDSFREEDOM......AHHH!!!!My head it spinning....ok enough!!I Pick Friends...what ever that was..oh yeah..i guess its bk in the cell for me..al least im not alone looks around and sees friends....gets a warm friendship feeling...*ahhh!!!get it off*Friendship feeling fades...well...er..actually keep it on..*Friendship feeling comes bk...ahhh! the power of friends ive barely just met(besides Inu,which ive actually met a bit before but like a few days before to be exact)but oh well....pokes everyone in cell*Wow this is really fun...who knew poking ppl would give off such a felling of happiness....Opps it's almost like im changing the story...this is supposed to be a comedy adventure..not some one-post soap opera....now...bk to comedy@!:D Where was i again..oh yeah...when i ran out of things to say.....er...um...um...er...well....so...er...um.. .

Okay, let's get this straight.

We are all in the cell correct?

Is there still a hole? Or is it an invisible wall?

And we have a script? Why didnt I know about this?

Originally posted by pomeranian_7
Okay, let's get this straight.

We are all in the cell correct?

Is there still a hole? Or is it an invisible wall?

And we have a script? Why didnt I know about this?
We are all in the cell.

There's a hole in the wall with bars on it and I think there's a invisible wall.

I didn't know we had a script! I was going by ear! heh.....ear....*snicker*

Oi, I'm confused........ WHY AM I CONFUSED SO OFTEN!! Nobody shall ever now! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *runs around madly* *runs into jail bars* *is knocked out* *wakes back up because of thick skull* YAY! I'm alive! ALIVE I say! ALIVE!

Oh. Okay then.

*eats free food*

CHICKEN SHAPED COOKIES!!! Yummy.

Why does everything taste like chicken?

la la la la la la la la la

*sits down on floor* *stares at floor* *is bored out of her mind*

dang script

runs around with keys
"shiny necklace shiny necklace!!!!!!"

script???? WHAT SCRIPT????
Ooooohhh, hi jail descendants!! steals free food from pom and chomps down. Hey, a guard's got to eat too!
*dances around singing guard*

pom has no food now. *gives pom chicken shaped cookies* now pom has food.

Wait, that wasn't in the script....... dang script.

Well, I'll just erase this part and write this in..... All better!

Thank you Inu:)

*shares what is left with Inu, DJ, and DisturbedOne*

All in favor of ripping up the script raise your right hand. *raises right hand*

Chickens? Why do you need chickens? Cheese..now that is cool...

:puppy:

Cheese?! Do you have cheese!? GIVE ME THE CHEESE!

*raises both hands*

script = bad and annoying

*is ready to tear script*

I suppose that's enough votes. LET'S GET IT!

*begins tearing up script*

*joins pom in tearing the script* *paper scraps fly in the air* This is fun! *continues* long script....

wwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

We gotta do this more often! Do we have any copies of that script?

*comes back form a copying machine built into the cell's wall* I got more copies! *starts tearing up copies of the script with pom*

YAY! *helps Inu tear up script*

Anyone else want to join in?

*continues to tear up scripts* weeeeeeeee!

OUCH! Paper cut! *points at scripts* It's all your fault! *tears up scripts*

I would help you finish, but I have to go so I can call my friend back. SAVE SOME FOR MEEEEE!

I'll save some for you! *puts aside some scripts for pom* *slowly tears up the rest of the scripts*

bad jail descendants!!! You made a mess!
Ah, well. *dances around, throwing paper* *steals all food from pom*
mwuahahahaha!

hey... that was MY food... :crying:

*sadly tears up last remnants of scripts*

*grabs more chicken shaped cookies for hidden thing in cell wall*

Here! *hand cookies to pom*

*starts tearing up already teared scripts*

YAY! Thank you!

What happens when we need a clean change of clothes?

Who ever said jail descendants got extra clothes?
Oh, okay, just because you asked so niely, I'll be a nice guard and give you this striped suit *hands jail suits to everyone*

*hops into thread* *is lost in a maze of replies*

whoa there! *hands on hips* so THIS is what you do when I'm away! TSK. :lol:

*clears throat* Y'all are forgetting an IMPORTANT factor of the Chicken Jail....the SHERIFF runs it. I just help him out a little here and there....he holds the keys, by the way...how did you get em, psycho??? err, he might be after you now.......

*runs away*

o.k. how did this thread get from chickens to changes of clothes in jail?

*hands jail suits to everyone*
I hope this includes dainties...

We...uhhh.... use this hidden washer and dryer hidden in the cell wall! WOW! Everything is hidden in the cell wall. You just can't get to it all.

heehee, ok:D

*is bored* All the scripts are teared up!

*pokes DJ and DisturbedOne* *pokes jail suit* Do I look fat in stripes? Why did I just ask that?! Why am I so confused? Why? Why?! WHY?!

i'm bored too. no you don't look fat in stripes. actually, i wouldnt know, because i can't see you, i just said that to be nice. oh horsefeathers.

YAY!

Boredness is not good. *thinks* Ouch. My brain hurts...

bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored...

~i'm bored~

We're going off the subject!

Let's see.... chicken. chicken. chicken.

Back on subject!

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jail! chickens! CHICKENS! Weeeeeee!

Your just copied mine and pasted it 5 times! Ah.

BOO!!!

Ghost chickens!!

AH! Ghosts!

Hi!

Originally posted by adrielle
*hops into thread* *is lost in a maze of replies*

whoa there! *hands on hips* so THIS is what you do when I'm away! TSK. :lol:

*clears throat* Y'all are forgetting an IMPORTANT factor of the Chicken Jail....the SHERIFF runs it. I just help him out a little here and there....he holds the keys, by the way...how did you get em, psycho??? err, he might be after you now.......

*runs away*

I have now ruled over the sheriff chicken! No one shall stop me now!!!! Mwuahahahahahahahahahaha!
*laughs in an evil dictator type way*
You shall all rule under my command.. WEARING STRIPED JAIL SUITS!!!! mwuahahahahaha!
*walks around thread, being an evil dictator*
*does not notice the chicken sheriff behind me*
mwuahahaha!
*still does not notice sheriff chicken... who carries with him handcuffs, anklecuffs and a striped suit*
*finally realizes sheriff is there*
*Is arrested and put in the jail cell with everyone else, as chicken sheriff steals keys from neck*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I... will.... not.... give... up.................
*gives up and becomes good again*
Sooooo... what do we get to eat in here?

More people! 5 now. Only 2 of them don't respond.

We ear mainly cookies or whatever the sheriff gives us.

AHHHHHH!!! CHICKEN GHOSTS!!

Oh, yay, Sarah's here. Shame on you, Sarah, what kind of a post is:

:D

Hi!

?

Get in the cell with us, Sarah!

Who's Sarah?

Oh, and watch out for the ghost chickens!

*The ghost of a killed chicken flies in*

BawK! What is this? A chicken thread of how you all like to cook all of us chicken, WHY CAUSE WE ARE YELLOW HUH? Well I've had just about enough. You all are going to pay for our sufferings. YOU ALLLLL--meli interrupts to eat the chicken*...burP*...

Meli at a chicken.....ghost? BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Never thought you could eat one of those.

Chickens are yellow?

Who's Sarah?
Oh, sorry, I should have said. Sarah is country_chick14:D

Lol I think I confused the chickens color with the chicks ...oh well whatever. I'm cool like that. I can eat ghosts. Hope nothing happens to me...=/

*all of the chicken's Meli has eaten rise from the dead to seek revenge...*

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CHICKEN ZOMBIES!!!!!

No wonder i stuck to liking cows :lol: all the chicken zombie scarry people lol

There can be zombie cow too.

AHHHHHH!!!!!

ZOMBIE CHICKENS! ZOMBIE COWS!!

Zombie pencils! Wait...

AHHHHH!

ZOMBIE CHICKENS!

NOOOOO!

GHOST CHICKENS!

Zombie Chickens?

Zombie Cows?

What is going on here!

I thought this was about the chickens and thier elaborate government.

What is going on!

Originally posted by Aniamer
Zombie Chickens?

Zombie Cows?

What is going on here!

I thought this was about the chickens and thier elaborate government.

What is going on!
*mumbles*Dang brother.*mumbles*

I like chickens but I LOVE pigs.

PIGS?!

Okay, were getting a little off subject.

Is there a subject?

CHICKEN!

*pokes cell wall* I think the wall is solid....

Originally posted by Aniamer
Zombie Chickens?

Zombie Cows?

What is going on here!

I thought this was about the chickens and thier elaborate government.

What is going on!

That was your brother?
I think not.
I've been following him for a while, and have found out that he is really...
PART OF THE CHICKEN MAFIA!!!!!

Originally posted by pomeranian_7
*all of the chicken's Meli has eaten rise from the dead to seek revenge...*

*Gulp* as chicken ghosts come bawKing towards Melissa. Melissa yells I am not the real Melissa. Points at Pom that's her. I'm just dressing up as Melissa for Halloween :). Ghosts chase after Pom.

HEY! I'm not Melissa, that is! *points at Sarah*

My real name is Melissa....but people call me Missy so I don't have to worry... I think.

AHHHHHHH!!! *a separate squad of chicken ghosts chase after her*

Chicken Mafia?

I gave up on them long ago now I am part of the GCA
(Ghost Chickens Association)!

Originally posted by Aniamer
Chicken Mafia?

I gave up on them long ago now I am part of the GCA
(Ghost Chickens Association)!
TRAITOR!! *put fingures in cross postion* STAY BACK!

*chicken ghost floats right through her* AHHHHH! *runs off*

Hah I am the ruler of the GCA and soon we may even overthrouhh the chicken government!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gives everyone a free bucket of fried chicken. Mmm...shoves a chicken up Aniamer's mouth...suddenly feels sorry for the poor chickens =/

Originally posted by MeliSmeli
Mmm...shoves a chicken up Aniamer's mouth.
BOO YA! That should shut him up! GO MELI!

You may noot like my plans but my loyal chicken ghosts do!

An they wqant to attack!!!

So at dusk we will launch your attack on the chicken government!!!

HAHAH!! cough HA! forget it.

*mumble*butthead*mumble*

adrielle! You should get the sheriff to arrest Aniamer!

Where are all these chickens coming from?
Attack my ghosts!
*Ghost passes through chicken*
NO!!
Get back!
NO!
I have been defeated!
Wait this jail cell is already pretty full who are you people?
Wait could it be!
NO! Not this jail!
Help Me!

*pushes hidden button* *Aniamer falls in a hole* *he apperears in the cell across the room* What? It would be too many people anyway.

Yay my own cell!
My own bed!
My own sink!
My own window!
My own toliet!
My own space!
Yay!
What if someone else is sent here?
Maybe there is a button in here I can use to stay alone!
No there is not!
There is only a jailbreak button.

Originally posted by Aniamer
Yay my own cell!
My own bed!
My own sink!
My own window!
My own toliet!
My own space!
Yay!
What if someone else is sent here?
Maybe there is a button in here I can use to stay alone!
No there is not!
There is only a jailbreak button.
I forgot to mention that you're in the same cell as cookiemonter. Been mute ever since he or she was thrown in jail.

I might as well be alone though if cookiemonster is mute.
But so what I'll just serve my time untill my trial tomarrow.

Originally posted by Aniamer
But so what I'll just serve my time untill my trial tomarrow.
How did you get a trial?! You practically walked into jail all by yourself! *point fingure at Ainuamer* You should be disgraced!

*blinks*Were did all that come from? *looks down at still not torn up script in hand* I knew I didn't make that up. *tears up new found script* It's the fun all over again. Weeeeee!

ow. I got another paper cut. *glares at torn script*

What's the trial for?

*ROBS THE CHICKENS*


MWAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA I am the chicken bandit :D I am the chicken stealing cow!!!!!!


catch me if you can :stickout:

Rolls all over the floor laughing with tears streaming out of eyes. Seriously this is turning into some crazy chicken novel. Meli chickenaps a chicken and runs out the room laughing her head off, then slips on a banana peel someone left on the floor and all the chickens come bawKing towards meli... =o. Aghhh...I think this may be my last day on earth.

*runs around in circles for no apparent reason*

*steals more chickens*

*goes to the sheriff's office*

*holds sheriff hostage*

MWAHAAHA this is a stickup! Shoot and the sheriff gets it!!! I want all the chickens chop chop!

GOSH! The Honourable Sheriff!!! *THSheriff puks/crows angrily and indignantly at Cherchez*

Hold on there, THSheriff! I'll save ya! *puts on Pirate Chicken Mask and goes into the THSheriff's office by a secret entrance* *moves swiftly:D* *sneaks up behind Cherchez (unseen;))* *quickly grabs THSheriff and runs out by backdoor*

NOW THSheriff will get everything into order! THSheriff orders for Chicken Bandit to be found.................

There's a PRICE on your head, Chicken Bandit! 50 Chicken Gold Pieces!!! For:

1) chicknapping THSheriff (!)
2) stealing chickens

Two deadly crimes...(deadly??)
Originally posted by Inu
*mumble*butthead*mumble*

adrielle! You should get the sheriff to arrest Aniamer!
Mmmhmm. IMMEDIATELY, I should think! *arrests Aniamer* Hey wait, isn't he ALREADY in jail......???

Hey, adrielle, if you let me out of the cell I'll find the Chicken Bandit for you:D

Ehhh? you're in a cell?? now what did YoU do??? *tries to think* *can't* Wellllll....maybe on temporal leave from jail, maybe..:lol:

Btw..what crime did you commit? were you with Aniamer?? cookiemonster? did you try to overthrow the Chicken Government??

Let's see, I was going to let Inu out using my magical powers, but she didnt want out so I went in and then the wall shut itself and I ran out of magical powers and that's why I'm stuck in the cell:D

R e a l l y . . .

In that case you were trying to free a prisoner!!! But well, maybe just this once...

*deep in discussion with THSheriff*

Ooooh...seems that the Sheriff agrees!

*takes keys* (we DID get them back from Psycho...right?)

*lets pom out* now go find that evil Chicken Bandit!

*runs away from the jail* BWAHAHAHAHA! Now I'll take over the Chicken Colony for Inu! :stickout:

OHNO! I'd been too trusting!

*THSherrif summons loyal Chicken Guards to arrest Pom* SPREADD!

EEEEEEEE! *runs into a phone booth* *puts on pirate costume* *runs to hide in a foreign country*

Haha...they're in disguise too! Undercover Chicken Agents. bwahahahaha...you'll be found out yet. :lol:

okay, let's see guys...Pirate costume, in foreign country. alright! SPREAD!

*hides in a boxcar* HAHA! *changes into Hobo Costume* I'm a hobo:D

A pirate to a hobo? Interesting choice.

o.O I've lost my mind...again.

WHY?! Why did I want to stay in jail? WHY?!

pom, you'll have to kick the rooster off his throne to rule over the chicken colony! He's a tuff one.

Can I come out too?

It's time for my trial!
Suddenly some strange forces knocks me unconcious!

*Later*
I wke up in my trial hearing the jury say cluck, cluc,k CLUCK!!!
So I pick up my Special Any Language to English Machinetm patent pending.
To realize that everyone in jail has been sentanced to the sherif owning them for at least one month!
What will the sheriff do?

My brother doesn't know how to write things right! You're supposed to put action inbetween two of theese thingies :*.

At least that's how most of the people on this forum do it.

Since pom got out of jail does she count? She's being chased down as we speak.....or write(how ever you want to say it).

WHERE IS THE SHERIFF!!!

I want to know my punishment!!!!

*mwahahahhaaaaaaaa no one will find me EVER!!!*



~ With :heart:,


The Chicken Bandit Cow

*wakes up* Whoa! I'm a hobo! Gosh, hobos sure are itchy... I'd guess I'd better figure out a plan to re-attempt to overthrow the chicken government. *tries to think of plan* OUCH! Thinking-ness! GET IT OFF!

No fair! *pouts* pom gets to be in a foreign country and I'm stuck here in jail with.....(lost count) people who won't talk!

Then you have Cherchez running around being The Chicken Bandit Cow.

Here I am. Stuck in a jail cell were the action's dead.

Can you PLEASE let me out? Just for a little while. I'll....umm.....help you.

*hehehe*

*robs chickens*

*plots to take over Chickenville*



~With :heart:,


The Chicken Bandit Cow

NOOOOO! Poor Chickenville!

It's the highest populated chicken city/town/village in the world!

Aw, poor Inu. *runs back to Chickenville* *lets Inu out of cell* LET'S GO! *drags Inu back to foreign country and gives her a hobo costume*

YAY! I'm a hobo! I better not let this get to my head.

This is the first time I've been in a foreign country.

Were are we staying?

A foreign country. ;)

*pokes Inu to check her PMs*

I checked 'em. HOO!

YAY! We're staying in a foreign county! Didn't I already know that? I forget things. :D

:buckt: Now that's an odd looking smilie!

:lol: foreign countries rule.

YEAH! They're....umm....foreign! Yeah. They're foreign!

:flower: I'm in a good mood today. Since we're hobos, do you want to go see if we can get somebody's sandwich? I like sandwiches.

Okay! What kind of sandwich?

cheese:D with mayo:D

I think a guy over there has one....or is it a she....

what is this topic for?

Originally posted by joshg678
what is this topic for?
FUN!

*takes joshg678's sandwich* BUAHAHAHA! Hey, this is bologna. Yuck!

I'll eat it!

oh fine. *gives Inu sandwich* wait, give me half of that, and you keep the bologna. *takes half* *gives Inu balogna*

Good enough. *eats balogna* Are we gonna steal another sandwich?

NOT THIS ONE, its chicken

*takes sandwich*

Are you going to eat it this time?

*takes sandwich back and scarfs it down*

now what, haha!

I have another one! *pulls out sandwich* So HA!

:crying: he took my sandwich!

but it was mine, but i got some pretzels some one can have.

Here. *hands pom sandwich* I'm not hungry anyway.

no think, i allready had mine.

What the heck is going on? I don't understand!

Originally posted by joshg678
no think, i allready had mine.
Wha? I thought I was hand the sandwich to pom? *hand sandwich to pom*

I LOVE PICKLES.I love SOUR pickles. YUM!

i had one, and she took it, i took it back and ate it.

Originally posted by S.L.Woods
I LOVE PICKLES.I love SOUR pickles. YUM!
*pick up a pickle and eats it * YUM!

What's with the pickles! This is supposed to be a chicken thread....and we got a little off topic.

i agree, lol, im having KFC tonight, now thats on topic.

I'm eating chicken tonight for dinner.


I still want a sandwich though.

Originally posted by Inu
I'm eating chicken tonight for dinner.


I still want a sandwich though.

*Gives Inu a sandwich*

Here. Take it. It's cheese. DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT???
*Slips back into the shadows*

If you're all interested I'm dining with the Queen of a FOREIGN COUNTRY tonight:) Yes, I've heard she loves cheese sandwiches and I'm sure there'll be those cheese sandwiches in abundance...and, of course, CHEESE. nope, no chicken. (shhhh, there're a few honourable chicken guests...)

Originally posted by adrielle
If you're all interested I'm dining with the Queen of a FOREIGN COUNTRY tonight:) Yes, I've heard she loves cheese sandwiches and I'm sure there'll be those cheese sandwiches in abundance...and, of course, CHEESE. nope, no chicken. (shhhh, there're a few honourable chicken guests...)

CHEESE? THEY'LL BE CHEESE? QUEEN, HERE I COME!!!!!!
*Sings 'i love cheese and cheese loves me!!!' as she skips all the way to the foreign country*

I would go see the Queen, but I'm currently in hiding from the sheriff and adrielle. So I'll just stay here.

GRR! The 25th letter of the alphabet quit working on my keyboard... WORK!

I'm doing my homework;)

Oh thanks, Inu. I like sandwiches...

cheese gives you gas, lol.

*Stops skiping*

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
HOW WOULD YOU KNOW YOU...YOU... CHEESE MEANIE!!!!

nuh-uh, it don't give you gas, it just makes you constapated. :lol:

wich gives you gas, well for me anyway. lol

:lol: Oh yes, that's a pleasant thought. (that was sarcasm)

You not good enough for cheese!
My cheese! Stay away from my cheese!
Mine! All mine! MY PRECIOUS!!!
Oops, sorry, I watched the 2 Towers last night.
*starts skipping once again, arms full of cheese, still singing*

FYI cheese is my favorite food. But it DOES make you constapated. Just stating the facts.

*Turns around and starts to sob*

YOU'RE HURTING THE CHEESE'S FEELINGS! IT CAN'T HELP IT, STOP! STOP!

sorry... ya know, I have the strongest craving for some cheese...

Here ya go!
*Hands over some of the cheese she's holding*

thanks:D

know what? i'm making a cheese necklace. it's so awesomely cool. i cut a slab of cheese up into small squares and string 'em together, then TADA!!! a cheese necklace! and the best thing is, you can eat it!!! mMmmmm

*goes off to string more cheese necklaces*

any orders? the first 5 will get them free.................:D

my cat eats cheese, Can I have a sandwich?

Cheese..... I thought this was supposed to be a chicken thread!

*looks around* pom, I think I see some undercover chickens. *hides dragging pom with her* Hey, you have cheese.

I still want to know the punishments!

Were are you sheriff?

I want to know what to do.

Please!

I LIKES CHEESE!

*Stops skipping once again and looks around*
Um,adrelle? Where is this foreign country? Ive been a skippin for a long time now, and, I'm, LOST!!!!!

The foreign country is Hoboland, but I can't tell you where that is or adrielle would find me.

i like ham, and chicken.

I'm in Hoboland! I really hope adrielle doesn't know where Hoboland is...

me too.

lol. I like your location, pom.

Being in Hoboland is fun! .....I think.....but I'm pretty sure....

lol, thanks;)

Your welcome. Hee hee. That's probably the longest location I've ever seen.

*sees person about to take a bit out of a sandwich* *quickly swipes sandwich out of their hands* Ewwww! It's broccoli and.....LIVER! *give sandwich back* *steals cheese sandwich* Much better now.

That was the point.

You could have kept that sandwich and just taken off the broccoli and liver! You let it get away!!!

But the bread was soaked with liver juice.... *steals back broccoli and liver sandwich* Who ever made this sandwich has a very very odd mind.

I agree.

Do you want it? I sure don't. Smells nasty.

Ah, no, you keep it.

I'm stuck with the nasty sandwich. *pokes it* I think it moved!

:eek: HELP ME!

*smashes sandwich with a slege hammer* It's still not dead! *gets out a jackhammer* Heh heh.

i just bought $8 worth of candy

*throws candy at sandwich*

Originally posted by pomeranian_7
*throws candy at sandwich*
It's sucking up the sandwich! Oh, wait... The smells just going away. *uses the jackhammer on the sandwich.