You can't experience pain anymore. You're dead. ;)
hahaha fine, that works too :P

you know what is weird? Me and pom started this dead thing a long time ago and it has erupted into a big hoopla :P I remember because I was the one who started to make the rabid mice so pom hid in a building but the mice got her anyways... so she died first... then they got out of the home and got me... so I died next... by my own creation... then Inu was third... then everyone else died...

we are trend starters pom :P

hey snoit... a... lsajhia... wow... that is a doosy.

Actually Inu hid in a building; I fainted and they got me; and you ate moldy crackers and said... "I dies" . :D

And snoit's name backwards, if you didn't notice, is "specifications" :lol:

ahh... see... now everyone is dead pom :(

it was only fun when a few of us were dead.. lol

Actually Inu hid in a building; I fainted and they got me; and you ate moldy crackers and said... "I dies" . :D

And snoit's name backwards, if you didn't notice, is "specifications" :lol:

oh well you have a much better memory than me.. I always get it all mixed up :P

it was only fun when a few of us were dead.. lol
:crying: i can be resurrected if you wish..

Well there are still only a few people dead... we only just added two more. ;)

Well, the list now is

Inu, Pom, Sophie, Sal, Snoit

which is pretty much all the regulars in the chicken forum :P

*cough and munchkin cough*

haha... forgot about her... so yeah... that is the whole forum... besides the people that pop in every now and then that only say

I LOVE CHICKEN!

:hehe: Yes but I don't have the heart to resurrect them. :P

Lol, I'm am back! Whoo hoo! :star: I wanna die again! Someone make a threatening situation for me to be in!

*throws a peanut at you*

now THAT is threatening :P

Umm... Tausha don't you think it's a bit soon to die AGAIN!?

Ah well... *searches for a large truck to run over snoit with...*

Ok, well I don't have to die so soon. -throws peanut away- No! That's not threatening. You want threatening? -gets black boards and gets pom to scratch her LONG nails down it- MUAHAHAHHAHAHA!

*is forced to scratch nails down blackboard* --SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH-- Oh, the agony!

-says- Skreee! Wow! I lurves that word! Well, I'm going to go play Inklink for a couple of hours before I go to bed. Talk to y'all tomorrow! G'night!

Alright :) G'night

I like the word Blee! or Shmoop... lol

*wonders what the last few threads have to do about chicken* well sophie your avatar totally ruins my appetite for chicken lol, but, i had pepper steak for dinner, yum, i dont like steak plain, but ill eat pepper steak with small bites of it, weird, anyways. chickens are ok, i think this is like the second time ive replied to this thread. lol. i choose wendys spicy chicken sandwich though :P

My dad made some very good chicken last night. It was delicious! :D
My dad makes the best chicken. (That I've had anyway) :)

*wonders what the last few threads have to do about chicken* well sophie your avatar totally ruins my appetite for chicken lol, but, i had pepper steak for dinner, yum, i dont like steak plain, but ill eat pepper steak with small bites of it, weird, anyways. chickens are ok, i think this is like the second time ive replied to this thread. lol. i choose wendys spicy chicken sandwich though :P

*bows* why thank you zepp for finding another way to get my avatar into the conversation :lolol:

I ate curry chicken. It's yummy :)
Good to see you around again. :) *Hugs Addy*
Hello hello *hugs* :D

I like chickens as like, farm animals... but I'm on this diet and I'm working out a lot and I have to eat chicken like..either everyday, or every other day. I'm really sick of eating it...yeah...(It's like 12:00pm, so, I may not post until this evening) :crying:

HI SNOIT! :hug:

So this is the person you were talking about Pom!? Hello there. :D Pom has told us about you. :)

:D Yup. That is Snoit. :)

:D I like that name. hehehe

Yeah, me too. We made it up yesterday. :rolleyes:

Hi there. Yes, Snoit is my name. I love it! Lol. Pom and I were reading words backwards in my dad's car and we discovered that specifications backwards is snoitacificeps it is the greatest!
You will all have to kinda just have to be annoyed with me because I am going back and forth between drying my hair, and reading the forum. ^.^ :buckt:

hehehehe :D

Lol... snoit don't you just love the forum? :rolleyes:

I suppose it's kind of obvious that I like LP? :D I'm addicted to the forums, heh I've only been here 2 months and It feels like its been a year. :D

Bloop, me too. :)

Edit: Only I HAVE been here for a year. :rolleyes:

hahaha... yeah... time is extended in LEIA :P

I love the forum! Lol. I've been for a day and it feels like i've been here for... A DAY! :) Lol. I like LP too! But mostly I'm into Blink, and Sum 41, and stuff like that...

Hm. I'm bored. Shall I run over you with my truck now?

:) Pom has become my evil distant friend. :D

Ooooh, yes... Queen is my... not-evil distant friend... or summat like that. :D

0_o You dont remember who i am!! :( I am your knowledge seeking friend! :D

Doh! Sorry. :blush: I knew that. :rolleyes: :hehe:

Yes! Run me over with the truck! And I shall...-attacks Pom while i'm under the spell of the One Ring of Power- Muahahahahhahahaha!

:hehe:

*gets into truck and runs over snoit*

:lolol: I'm dead! I'm dead! I've died twice in two days. Oh Pom, we have to start it! 'Twas brillig and the slith toves...(your turn!)
Edit: Sry you guys! I'll have to talk to ya later! I g2g. Byez!

Did gyre and gimble in the wabe...

::confused::

And the mome raths outgrabe. :P

Argh, well I have to leave... snoit do you reckon you could get on around 4 so we could both be on at the same time?

I've noticed a lot of people died in this thread in unusal ways... Is it fun? :lolol:

Yeah, actually, it is fun. *tries to remove self from computer*

oh of course it is fun :buckt:

I'll try to get on around 4 but I'm not makin any promises. Yes, dying is fun. Ok, bye people!

haha.. bye Snoit

I think this thread had to many views it says 9,999 is it just a condicedence or is really that many? I think it would be more.

that's about 5.54883 views per post! :D

Then thats a lot of views!!

*bothers thread*

Heeh....went camping so missed a lot of this thread :(]
Yes, I died....I was murdered by a marshmallow....(thanks pom for remembering me :buckt: )
Hallo, Snoit, you seem very ..... like me.

Snoit is probably like a lot of us here... odd. :)

You're welcome for remembering you. :)

Am I the only one who hasn't died yet?

I think so... at least in the chicken thread

*kills owlie with smelly frog*

yay... now we are all dead :buckt:

Eh... magln comes sometimes; she ain't dead either. :P

hmm... we can kill her later :P

You can force what's left of your moldy crackers down her throat. :D

oh, now that is a good idea... I can do that then put her on my pan and let her fry

now it sounds like I do not like her... hahah... don't worry magln... it is a sign that I care because I am trying to kill you ;)

:lol: Yes magln... WE CARE. Weee for pans! :rolleyes:

I think we both live in pans pom lol :lol:

now where is that magln *gets pan and crackers ready*

:buckt:

I'm still alive. But keep in mind that I am an alien. :P

Hey peoples!

Hiya:D

haha... hello :)

I think it is time we get back on the subject of chickens lol

Ok...anyone else like that episode of "Courage the Cowardly Dog"...with the evil chicken from outer space? hehehehe :D

hahaha... yeah I saw that a while back...

so queen of wise... would you like to go to hobo with me and dance with my drunk hobo chicken? :lol:

Er...no thanks, ill pass. :D :::runs away:::

aww... poor hobo chicken has no one to dance with... I bet pom will go with me though :P

another message from snoit:

snoit: tell everyone at the forum, that i'm not getting on tonight, tonight is mah movie night, since i get to sleep late in the morning

there you have it people, the snoit has spoken!! *dongggg*

ooo.. so now we have a gong? at least I think that would be a gong :confusion

yes, it is a gong, nice usage of your observatory skills! :P

my thank you sal :P lol

bow down to the power of the gong

*donnnnng*

:bow:

haha, gongs are cool, i want one of 'em for my bday :D

i can use it to scare my parents & sister into doing what i say!

do what I say

*donnnng*

or I will hit hit you with this gong mallet... arrrr

*donng*

*Donngs Sophie* :P

oww

*donnnngs weird girl* :lol:

How dare you donnnng me? :P
*donnnnnngs Sophie* :P What now?

ooo oo I have an idea! ...wait, i forgot. :P

^ I do that far far far far far too many times.. "Ooh an idea! Oh wait... what was it again?" :P

DONNNNNG! Heh, fun! Donnng donnnnnnng donnnnnnnnnng! :D

*donnnngs* Inu

Hahaha, I haven't been dongged!

*Donnnngs Munchkin. * :)

HEY!
*donngs pom*

*donnngs* hobo chicken ;)

*donngs* omg! here comes a marshmallow to finish me off!!!!! *runs away* ITS GOING TO KILL ME AGAIN!!!

donnnnnnnnnnng donnnnnnng donnnnng! *donnnngs the gong* :confusion

donnnnnnnnnnng donnnnnnng donnnnng! *donnnngs the gong* :confusion

well that seems logical :idea:

Indeed. :P :hehe:

*runs*

Hey! I'm back! I wanna be donnnnngged...did that sound right? I dunno, lol :rolleyes:

hahaha *donnngs Snoit*

*donnngs Snoit and WR* :buckt:

yay! i got donged! lol. pom can't get on tonight, alas, poor pom...

ahh... so much donging... my brain is starting to vibrate... *donnnnngs Weird Girl... bwahahahahaha*

i got donngged by pom....but now i am free!
oh no, here comes the marhsmallow to finish me off! *runs* must go!

HELLO! *donnnnnng* :chicken:

*wibble wobble* ... i'm sort of dizzy now... *sits down* ooh......*hazily donnnnnnnnngs pom*

*donnnnnngs Munchkin*

*donnngs* everyone :P

*faints because of all the donnnnnnnnging*

*donnnnggggg*

hey Sophie, you started a trend!! and i provided the gong!! :lolol:

weee... I feel so special... with this *donnng* and sal's gong I will rule the world

muwahahhahaha

:rofl: Chickens are the second most addicting thing on this planet. Computers are first though. :P

*cool music* Hey people, Snoit said she's coming! YAY!

*ahem* DONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!

I'm here! Dongs the whole thread. Oh yeah, who rox?! Me! Lol. -sings- ding dong the witch is dead, which old witch, THE WICKED WITCH!!! -finished singing- I loved singing that as a child. :rolleyes: -flashbacks into abrupt childhood memories of singing ding dong the witch is dead- :rolleyes:

:rofl: *donnnngs Snoit* :chicken:

Yarr, Snoit... don't be shy, look at some other threads too... :D :hehe:

I know I have to look at more threads but, it's mah mom's b-day and I don't have that much time. Plus, I'm having "boy trouble". Lol. I'll explain to you all tomorrow. First, I'm gonna spend some time w/ my mom. I'll post early tomorrow morning. G'night "Chickens". Lol.

yay... I am a chicken

Ah, poor Snoit with her boy problems. :rolleyes: OK! lol then I will talk to you tomorrow, which is now today. oO

:chicken: It's fun to speed post here!!! :D

^ I hope you're joking XDDDDDD

that was a joke

Let's admit everyone speedposts are just does it for no reason... LOL, kidding. ;) :chicken: Chickens are important and that's why we have a thread! :lol:

Let's admit everyone speedposts are just does it for no reason

:confusion grammar issues!

were you trying to say

Let's admit, everyone who speedposts does it for no reason?

and... wait... were you kidding? or do you like to speed post here :confusion

Of course I was joking, and sorry for the grammar mistakes... :P

haha... ok... I couldn't tell :P and it is alright for the grammar mistakes... it just made my brain hurt :P

Yeah, sorry. :P

it is fine :) *donnngs magln*

:buckt:

*recovers from donnnnnnnging*

Oww! That hurt!

*is lost*

:chicken: Pwak? :lol:

addy!

*ddonnnngs addy*

Oh I get it...I think :confusion

*donnnnngs Sophie*

Did I get it? :lol:

Oh I get it...I think :confusion

*donnnnngs Sophie*

Did I get it? :lol:
i believe so, g'job :D

haha... yes you got it!

*sends my hobo chicken out to get adrielle*

:confusion There's a thread about chickens? ::wonders and scratches head:: mind cluing me in? ::looks at page number...it's 126::

well, it would be hard to clue you in on everything :P

I think it kinda strayed from the topic after a while. ( i gave up reading all of it)

it always ````s back and forth :P

umm, well what's it about now?

It is about what it is about now. *points to the 3 or more posts ahead*

ok, but that makes no sense to me, because they are talking about a pre-decided topic. That's what I was hoping someone would explain.

it is a fun forum... it started about chickens... but as the conversation moves... the topic moves.

it's pretty much just a "chat".. i don't remember how/why but i said something about wanting a gong for my birthday to scare my family, and then sophie started donging people :P and yeah anyone care to add to my vague explanation?

I think they just talked about the topic, and then you know how one topic leads onto another? Like... for example... toads! then we shift onto their green colour, and then shift on to Legolas's green clothes, and then onto his bow and arrow, and then to his wonderful skill, and etc. etc. (lol) And then it dies down, and somebody sees the topic (toads) and brings it back up again.

the circle of life :buckt:

I am spazy and strange... so I add to the spazyness of this thread :P

ok, so the subject is gonging people? with chickens?

*donnngs Combate Babe*

there is no set subject :P

*suddenly has an urge to watch Lion King*

*gets some popcorn with extra butter and a large coke <no pepsi>*

*sits down on couch and presses "play"*

*sings beginning song*
baaa... svenyaaaa. .. navaseem seebalowww.. svenya-haaa

hahaha i don't really know the "words" :lol:

ok... now we have plenty of threads for popcorn and movies :P this one is for random spazyness :P

oh in the Lion King... well the people singing in the background... it sounds like

"pink pajamas penguins on the bottom... pink pajamas penguins on the bottom"

:lol:

I think it's Rafikki (how to spell?) datz singing it.

cool. ::dongs sophie with chicken, then settles in bean bag chair:: could you pass the popcorn? I'd like a dr. pepper as well. Plz. :D

*rains popcorn on combat babe*

*uses a water gun to shoot dr.pepper at her*

Muahaha!

well, because I am donnnnnged now I can not move :P

eww. I'm sticky. ::zaps dr. pepper away, and eats way through popcorn:: yum :D

I am going to go to hobo land and drink rum with my hobo chicken

*puts on itchy pirate suit*

la la la la la la

:chicken:

*joins westernrider*

*i go drunk and start singing stupid songs*

yohoho! a pirates life for me .... for got the rest. this is the onli part my brother liked to sing

nooo... my hobo land

*fills hobo land with rabid mice so no one else can get in*

*is fast asleep, and paying the mice no heed*


ahhh, shade

you have a hobo chicken? Wait...pirates? Is Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom there?!?!

::scans hobo land frantically for Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom::

MY HOBO CHICKEN.. bwah

his name is bob and he poops rum out

He's MINE! *captures Orlando Bloom and locks him in a cage*

*spends the rest of the day admiring him*

NO! ::steals orlando bloom's cage and releases him:: You can not put Orlando Bloom in a cage!!!!! ::Admires Orlando and Johnny::

BECAUSE! If I don't make sure dat he is in a cage, he'll get eaten by the carnivorous animals on this island!!!! *notices that something is growling behind me*

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no, they cannot touch him! ::puts invincible forcefeild around Orlando and Johnny, as well as LEIA members.:: See? It's safe now.

Phew. Thanks!!! (lol) *all of LEIA's Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp fans gather around to admire them*

oh how the subject changes :P

*sits in hobo land waiting for pom and sal to join me*

ah, well, I must go to bed. Sleep is a wonderful thing. Goodnight!

Nighty-nite. ^^

haha... yes you got it!

*sends my hobo chicken out to get adrielle*
*runs around in circles*

*chases addy in the chicken mobile*

*joins Sophie*

Arr, I remember dear old Hoboland; I was on the run from adrielle because I escaped from prison. :D

I remember this too... *puts on itchy pirate suit* *runs into a wall* :D

Ah, and that evil Bush sandwich. :rolleyes: That wouldn't DIE!

Bush as in... :rolleyes:

Bush as in... Dubya. :D :hehe: You will have to read a lonnnnnnnnnnng way back. Inu and I were trying to defeat the evil Bush sandwich. :D

hhahaha but wait.. sophie is pro-bush! i's confused now :P

Eh? What? OK...

I'm not pro-bush, even though I live in TX. :D I haven't been following the politicalness though, politics BORE me...

hhahaha but wait.. sophie is pro-bush! i's confused now :P

I just like him more than Kerry :P... and I am a conservative.. so yeah :P

*runs around in circles in the chicken mobile*

remember, from our chicken video game :lol:

Chickens....I like chickens. I don't like when people cook them though. I'm a vegetarian. ;) But yes...yay for chickens and other cute little farm animals.

HI EVERYBODEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Lol, I'm here now. I wanna talk. LALALALALALA!!! -stops- oh wait... that's singing... Oh well. -sings- (this is especially for Pom's brother Eric. Lol) I hate everything about you! -stops- just kidding. -sings sum 41 song-

Awww, I missed Orlie and Johnny *poutpout*
Wait, are they still there?

Wow. This is a LONG thread!! I would go back and read it all, but by the time I finished it up, it would be around 6 AM... Not a good idea, I don't think. :D

xoxo

Here in B.C., it's already 7:47 :)

the wondrous Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom are still in there dome, for only me and now magln2 have the power to release them. :D

Noooooooooooooo, I want to see them!! ::drool::
Please, please, please? *bribes Combat Babe with cookies*

Ew. Don't drool. You can see them. The dome is invisible. See? ::points:: ::takes cookies:: And bribary does not work. :D

HI EVERYBODEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Lol, I'm here now. I wanna talk. LALALALALALA!!! -stops- oh wait... that's singing... Oh well. -sings- (this is especially for Pom's brother Eric. Lol) I hate everything about you! -stops- just kidding. -sings sum 41 song-
:rofl: He likes that song, Snoit. And you know what the next line is? :hehe:

Ew. Don't drool. You can see them. The dome is invisible. See? ::points:: ::takes cookies:: And bribary does not work. :D

I was drooling because of the cookies. Er, ok, I confess....*mutters to myself* oooooh, jack sparrow and will turner.. hey, you took my cookies!

Ooooooooooo can i have a cookie?????*puts on puppy dog face*

*saves chicken forum from the dead*

haha nice save ;) i started to get worried when the thread went missing =O

*lurks out of the shadows of a computer gone crazy and a camping trip*

HA HA! Fear me!

*pounces on the nearest person*

*is pounced on*

oww... hey

*throws rubber chickens at you*

Rubber chicken fight! :lol:
*Throws rubber chickens at everyone*

*eats rubber chickens*

hmm.. tasty!

eww...

*gives sal some Pepto Bismal (sp?) just in case :P

thank you, but i prefer pepcid AC ;)

*naseau heartburn indigestion upset stomach diarrhea- yay, pepto bismal!!*

haha... the reminds me of Owlie :P

aww... you are no fun :P... mmm... it is much more fun globbing down thick pink crap that tastes like chalk :P

ahahah at first i didn't know what you were talking about and i was like "hmm.. random, but interesting, i've got to try it some time!" :P

i've never tried pepto bismal.. is it that good? :buckt:

wow... that would have been the most random thing ever if we were not talking about Pepto Bismal :lol:

well, it is ok... I just do not like it that much :P

this is just amazing! wow 130 pages for this topic! what a shocker.

you would be suprized about the stuff we talk about :P

there would be too much stuff to read, besides i have 56k it would take me days to finish =D

This thread is the product of when a handful a odd people get together and constantly switch from one topic to another... maybe...

*throws rubber chickens up in the air*

I wonder who they will land on.

*chicken lands on me*

aww... it always happens to me.

*blubbers*

*is hit by a chicken and made unconscious* Geez, Matta! :P

*gasp lol

I know... lets get Matta!

*gets out pitch fork and burning torch*

YEAH! Wait... I can't. Pooh.

I think I'll just watch all this excitement >.O

Why can't you pom?

I'm unconscious, remember? :D

oh yeah... :P oh well

*chases Matta with pitchfork*

Matta?

*runs away from anyone with a pitchfork*

*Runs after Adrielle with a pitchfork just to scare her, and then runs with everyone else after Matta*

*wonders what/who's Matta*

I'm Matta... *runs for her life*

Matta! Lol I didn't know! :hehe:

Are they after me too? *tosses a rubber chicken over her back*

Matta! Lol I didn't know! :hehe:

Are they after me too? *tosses a rubber chicken over her back*
OW! :mad:
*Falls to the ground for a few seconds*
*Gets up and runs after adrielle with a pitchfork*
Muahahaha. :buckt:

EEEK!
*has a morbid fear of pitchforks*
*runs with the speed of an Olympics sprinter* :hehe:

*Runs wildly after Adrielle* :P
Where'd my pitchfork go? :confused:

*gets in chicken mobile*

*chases adrielle*

:P

Ooh a chicken mobile!
*runs after sophie and gets in with her*

*hides in bush in my ducky pajamas*

oh this brings back memories :P

Ducky pajamas are super stylish. :P

And not only are they ducky they are pink!

Omg, you have ducky pajamas! Those are the most fashionable things this season :buckt:

And not only are they ducky they are pink!
That's even better!

I remember the ducky pajamas! ...kinda...

*searches for past ducky pajamas post*

Yeah...I remember it somewhere, but possibly it's in the Chickens thread, and no way am I searching 132 pages!

I remember the ducky pajamas! ...kinda...

*searches for past ducky pajamas post*
http://www.lissaexplains.com/forum/showthread.php?p=351931&highlight=pajamas#post351931 ;)

*is master searcher of the forum*

Well that post was way back there. I was looking trough page by page (it was quite fun actually) and I got to page 16 or something around there. My mom called me down for dinner before I got any further.

*examines a rubber chicken*

Interesting... Very interesting.

It's funny looking back at the good old days, eh Matta. Like the Bush sandwich. ohemgee.

^ :lol:
So many chickens, so little time!

We sure ran into phone booths and stuff a lot back then. *runs into phone booth* :D

wow this chicken forum has come a long long way. from chickens, twigs, slugs, pajamas and who knows wat else, i only wrote down wat i could remember from the few pages i read. and each one was very amusing, but unluckly i don't have enough time to read it all maybe one day wen i have all day i'll read it from start to finish. it's seems like it's worth the time. lol. but chickens are quite lovely (sry i probably say lovely 10 too many times). could start right now, well if im gonna read it today then i better start reading.lol! bye. :stickout:
:chicken:

Haha. Good luck getting finished. ;)

*Observes how many pages this thread has* daaaaaaaaaaaaang.....

I have my settings weird. For me there are 50 pages. How about all you normal people? How many pages does it have for you? o_O

one hundred and thirty-three :P

Good lord. That is a lot of pages.

many, many, many pages! lol, i still haven't finished cuz i had to take a break to sleep :zzz: . have a lovely day! lol. (crunchy chickens) lol! well the last time i had chicken it was crunchy but now being a vegetarian, cuz of the crulety to animals, i haven't quite had the time for the eatation of the chicken nor have i wanted to.

I'd be a vegetarian if I liked vegetables. Alas I do not, and therefore am a carnivore.

Ooookay. I'm done.

I like fruit! Am I a fruititarian?

I... honestly, I don't know what you are. :D

I can't remember... Did we ever kill that Bush sandwich?

Well, I went and forgot this thread existed, and I only posted one night, but that's okay, so I am jumping in again. Sorry to intrude. Anywho... ::starts whistling:: oh, wait...I can't whistle....::starts singing:: LALALALA!

I can't remember... Did we ever kill that Bush sandwich?
I don't recall... Hmn.

i think the Bush sandwich was discussed for a bit and then forgotten :hehe:

That happens sometimes... I miss Hoboland! *runs off to Hoboland in an itchy pirate suit*

::blink:: do you realize this thread was started in October?

It's an old thread... Very happy, too. ^^

I remember the apearance of Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom in hoboland...I don't think I ever zapped them away....::runs to hoboland::

October?? Dang, that was before I even knew this place existed... the forum anyway..