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westernrider
04-21-2004, 01:35 PM
ummm... BWACK?

*does a little dance*

donnamarie
04-21-2004, 05:06 PM
This thread has gone on for so long, that I thought I might as well add to it. I like to eat chickens.

pom
04-21-2004, 11:27 PM
Oooh, me too, but mostly just 'cause they eat me first. :D

Owlie42
04-21-2004, 11:37 PM
Oh my very goodness me! wHAT A WORLD

*dabs eyes with tissue* Yes, it's very sad. It's called school..

pom
04-21-2004, 11:39 PM
*gasp*

I'VE BEEN THERE BEFORE!!! It is the scariest place I've ever seen! :crying:

westernrider
04-22-2004, 02:27 AM
OH NO! do not remind me... for shame for shame

cutelilkittie
04-22-2004, 02:41 AM
i no know wat ya speek of skool. wat iz thiz skool ppl speek aboot? <(?.?)>

pom
04-22-2004, 05:31 PM
aboot... lol.

School is a horrible place some people are forced to go to where there are NO CHICKENS!

Owlie42
04-23-2004, 01:38 AM
It's traumatizing, isn't it? :(

pom
04-23-2004, 02:04 AM
Yes. :( :crying:

cutelilkittie
04-23-2004, 03:28 AM
u know watz worze? at my skool doezn't tacke cair of cheeken... they COOK cheeken!! zat y therez no cheeken! poore fella'z

Owlie42
04-23-2004, 03:33 AM
my school seems to make chicken nuggets out of rubber chickens...

cutelilkittie
04-23-2004, 03:38 AM
u zure it'z not cartlidge cheeken? hehe, but cartlildge wooldn't b the hole berger then, that'z juzt grozz

salomeyasobko
04-23-2004, 03:42 AM
my school seems to make chicken nuggets out of rubber chickens...HAHAH :lol: i can't even give my school enough credit to say it's made out of rubber chicken.. i think it's just plain rubber :( i weep for society.

pom
04-23-2004, 04:57 PM
I've never eaten at my school's cafeteria before because there were reports of rusty screws in the spaghetti sauce and I don't have the guts to see if it's true. :P

Inu
04-23-2004, 10:09 PM
Ooooo. My school rarely serves chicken nuggets and when they do I usually don't eat them. I eat the school cafeteria food. Every day at school. Besides, we get french fries every Monday, Wendnesday, and Friday. And it's not thoes bad ones. They taste like what McDonalds french fries used to taste like. O.o

Maybe we should strike against the school's chicken nuggets...

joshg678
04-23-2004, 11:38 PM
mmmmmm chicken nuggets, there good.

Owlie42
04-24-2004, 02:34 AM
You see, school is evil! It tortures chickens!

Demented
04-24-2004, 03:02 AM
Ewww rusty screws in the spegetti?! Thats just wrong! Lol. I mean, someone could sue over that, and would most likely win too! :D

westernrider
04-24-2004, 04:27 AM
I don't even think my school's chicken nugets are made with anything that even has the word "chicken" in it. Like they are made from used under wear... or broken lightbulbs... I am not quite sure yet :P

donnamarie
04-24-2004, 08:39 AM
What is this post even about anymore?

Inu
04-24-2004, 02:57 PM
What is this post even about anymore?
Chickens (of course!) and chicken related things.

We actually do get to have REAL chicken. Like a breast or a theigh. Then there's the chicken nuggets and chicken patties. They're so formed I can't trust them too well.

Imaseagull
04-24-2004, 03:09 PM
I like chickens my self! they taste pretty good, too!

pom
04-24-2004, 07:43 PM
I would sue about the spaghetti thing if I ever found out they really did that. My school is trying to kill the students!!! :eek:

Magln Meow
04-24-2004, 09:12 PM
I'm a vegetarian but once in a while I'll have some chicken. Yum!

pom
04-24-2004, 09:59 PM
Then are you really a vegetarian? ;) CHICKEN EATER!!!

Inu
04-27-2004, 03:25 AM
Would you be a part-time vegetarian if you ate meat sometimes? :buckt:

Owlie42
04-27-2004, 04:54 AM
I don't know...on a 'limited meat-intake diet' perhaps...?

pom
04-27-2004, 11:14 PM
No, you're a carnivorous vegetarian. :D (pom=genius)

Owlie42
04-28-2004, 12:23 AM
semi-vegetarian?

Munchkin
04-28-2004, 12:26 AM
a.......chicken-eating vegetarian...
i know! on your off days you eat chicken, on your own days you are a vegetarian!

pom
04-28-2004, 02:14 AM
If chickens are vegetables then you're a vegetarian. I can't imagine being a vegetarian... I despise veggies.

joshg678
04-28-2004, 02:42 AM
chickens are vegetables?!?! COOL!

DJMystik
04-28-2004, 03:46 PM
woah i didnt know that either...must've been a new discovery..heheh...anywayz...what happened to HObbo land and the jail cell and the chicken mafia and the sheriff???

Inu
04-29-2004, 12:03 AM
woah i didnt know that either...must've been a new discovery..heheh...anywayz...what happened to HObbo land and the jail cell and the chicken mafia and the sheriff???
I actually forgot when we left that stuff. That stuff was fun! I think we lost our Chicken Soap Opera...:crying:

*jumps in itching hobo outfit*

*runs off to Hoboland*

pom
04-29-2004, 12:04 AM
Ummm... no earthly idea. I was suddenly no longer there. (Actually I was just gone for several weeks and missed out on it.) :(

EDIT: INU! You keep posting right before me! GRR! :)

Inu
04-29-2004, 12:18 AM
INU! You keep posting right before me! GRR! :)
:hehe: Aw! But it isn't RIGHT before you. It's a MINUTE before. Hee hee hee...

pom
04-29-2004, 02:22 AM
I guess that just proves that we're twins, eh? We have similar thinking processes. :lolol:

Munchkin
04-29-2004, 04:19 PM
i wish i had a twin :P rather then a annoying little sister, but back on topic.

are chickens veggies? they don't look green to me...

pom
04-29-2004, 05:08 PM
Veggies don't have to be green. Carrots=orange, Corn=yellow, etc. etc.

donnamarie
04-29-2004, 05:44 PM
Can you name a purple vegetable?

Munchkin
04-29-2004, 11:15 PM
eggplant! lol...
okay, but when people say 'veggie' the first thing i think of is 'green'!
my apologies. :D

Owlie42
05-03-2004, 02:42 AM
There are two real questions in life, now:
Do veggies have feathers, and
Who took my rum!?

Inu
05-04-2004, 01:13 AM
The chicken sherif tood Owlie's RUM! .....you didn't hear that from me....

Munchkin
05-05-2004, 12:02 AM
There are two real questions in life, now:
Do veggies have feathers, and
Who took my rum!?


rum is very important, indeed. well....owlie....inu knows where your rum is....where is MINE..? *taps foot*

psychochick
05-05-2004, 12:11 AM
*burps* erm, not me!!! I swear!!!!! *hides*

salomeyasobko
05-05-2004, 12:28 AM
i wonder why this is in the chat forum and not the fiction forum :lol:

i've decided that for thanksgiving, i'm gonna have tofURkey rather than turkey because any close relative of chicken is too precious to be sacrificed for some barbaric american custom of a day of gorging :hehe:

by the way,

Can you name a purple vegetable?

turnip! radish!

Munchkin
05-05-2004, 12:59 AM
*looks suspiciousally at psychochick and owlie*

Owlie42
05-05-2004, 01:01 AM
*comes back with rum*
Well, we have one question answered. Now, the vegetables...

there are varieties of purple onion as well, red cabbage...

psychochick
05-05-2004, 01:05 AM
i've decided that for thanksgiving, i'm gonna have tofURkey rather than turkey because any close relative of chicken is too precious to be sacrificed for some barbaric american custom of a day of gorging :hehe:


lol :P

go tofuturkey!!! save the turkeys!! :lol:

salomeyasobko
05-05-2004, 02:15 AM
ooh beets too! :lol:

ham_let
05-05-2004, 03:25 AM
*first itme in this thread.. i feel awkward* lol neways. are eggplants veggies?

psychochick
05-05-2004, 03:31 AM
lol, welcome the the insane chicken thread!! :lol:

westernrider
05-05-2004, 03:43 AM
ahhh! where did my hobo chicken go?

pom
05-05-2004, 05:28 PM
He's right here. Only you can't see him because he's sitting next to me. :D :P

joshg678
05-05-2004, 08:58 PM
westernrider, i love your avatar :)

Munchkin
05-06-2004, 01:25 AM
*comes back with rum*
Well, we have one question answered. Now, the vegetables...



yay, me rum! :D
*drinks it* all mine, savvy?? :P

Owlie42
05-06-2004, 08:32 PM
*first itme in this thread.. i feel awkward* lol neways. are eggplants veggies?
technically, no. But some act of congress-yes, congress-decided anything that was used in soup, salad, or as part of a main course was a veggie...

Oi! Munchkin! That's MY rum!

pom
05-07-2004, 02:11 AM
Really? So now lots of things are veggies. So chicken CAN be a veggie! I gotta go tell my mom, she says I never eat veggies, but I eat loads of chicken... ;)

Owlie42
05-07-2004, 02:18 AM
Anything that's not an animal product, Pom...have you been at my rum again? *valiantly defends rum from all comers*

pom
05-07-2004, 02:25 AM
Have I ever been at your rum? *hides Owlie's rum*:lol:

Oh. So chicken's not a vegetable? :crying:

cutelilkittie
05-07-2004, 03:37 AM
*is in owlie's rum* meOw? <(*o*)> *gurgles* <(@.@)>

Owlie42
05-08-2004, 03:28 AM
:mad: Oi! You! Out! *chases cutelilkittie*

pom
05-08-2004, 03:30 AM
*drinks Owlie's rum while she is distracted by cutelilkittie* Mmm. :)

pinhead7987
05-08-2004, 03:30 AM
chases owlie since picking on kitties isnt nice lol

pom
05-08-2004, 03:31 AM
*continues drinking Owlie's rum* *BURP* Yum!

pinhead7987
05-08-2004, 03:41 AM
pokes you for some rum.....

pom
05-08-2004, 03:43 AM
*finishes rum* ALL GONE! :lol: BWAHAHA! No rum for YOU!

pinhead7987
05-08-2004, 03:54 AM
pokes harder with stick till bruises come along.

pom
05-08-2004, 03:56 AM
You're mean. :P I drank all the rum anyway... *eats lots of cheese*

pinhead7987
05-08-2004, 04:02 AM
gets a lighter ready for when he can make a show of flames.

pom
05-08-2004, 04:54 AM
:crying: *hides*

Owlie42
05-09-2004, 01:20 AM
*wants rum back*

joshg678
05-09-2004, 01:30 AM
I had some chicken for dinner, we cooked on the grill, mmmmmm

pinhead7987
05-09-2004, 01:33 AM
i want some chicken :'(

joshg678
05-09-2004, 01:37 AM
Come over here, i still got some extra.

pinhead7987
05-09-2004, 01:38 AM
awesome* runs over there and eat all the extra chicken* lol thanks

pom
05-09-2004, 04:37 AM
*steals random person's rum and gives it to Owlie* *steals another random person's rum who has more and drinks it all*

Owlie42
05-09-2004, 05:20 AM
*takes stolen rum and puts it under lock and key* *gives key to a :chicken:*

pinhead7987
05-09-2004, 06:17 AM
gets the key somehow from the chicken and throws it to someone that is a chicken

westernrider
05-09-2004, 05:04 PM
whoo... I am a chicken! *points to sig* *takes rum and does a little jig with my hobo chicken*

pom
05-09-2004, 05:29 PM
I dressed up as a chicken once. :)

Owlie42
05-09-2004, 11:39 PM
<SQUAWK SQUAWK>
I'm a chicken half the time. ^_^

pinhead7987
05-10-2004, 12:16 AM
when it comes to like grabbing snakes im a chicken

pom
05-10-2004, 12:23 AM
I'm a llama. A chickeny llama. :P

pinhead7987
05-10-2004, 12:33 AM
wonders wjhy am i looking at a chicken lama??

pom
05-10-2004, 02:10 AM
Llamas are cool. ;) *does the chickeny-llama dance*

joshg678
05-10-2004, 03:01 AM
omg, i had BBQ chicken tonight at appelbeaze, lol.

pom
05-10-2004, 05:30 PM
OOOH! I'm a bbq chickeny llama now. :P

Inu
05-11-2004, 12:49 AM
*does the bbq-chickeny-llama dance*

Hee. *hides in corner while secretly dancing*

Owlie42
05-11-2004, 01:13 AM
Is this a feathery llama that I don't know about?

pom
05-11-2004, 02:23 AM
I never SAID we have FEATHERS!!! We're just CHICKENY!!!

Owlie42
05-11-2004, 02:44 AM
*is confused beyond all reason*

pom
05-11-2004, 05:12 PM
*never had any reason to be confused beyond in the first place*

pinhead7987
05-11-2004, 05:17 PM
i could be cnfused but i try not to be.

pom
05-11-2004, 05:27 PM
I'm too lazy and too confused not to be confused... :confusion

Owlie42
05-11-2004, 07:55 PM
*wanders in* *is befuddled by the proceedings* *recites*
Now is the winter of our discontent
made glorious summer by this sun of York
And all the clouds-

*is hit by flying shoes* *wanders off*

pom
05-12-2004, 12:10 AM
Lol, I saw a picture of a llama with a cheese hat today... I think all you have to do is a google image search, and type in "llama". THAT'S TWO "L"s people!!

Inu
05-12-2004, 02:40 AM
So now llamas like cheese? Well, who doesn't like cheese?!

Owlie42
05-12-2004, 05:26 AM
all things are to like cheese! That is my new law upon conquering...the computer desk.

salomeyasobko
05-12-2004, 07:54 AM
who says it's yours to conquer? :confusion what if all of the little green.. people.. have already claimed it to be inhabited by their species?! what then? *shifts eyes paranoid-edly*

pom
05-12-2004, 05:06 PM
So now llamas like cheese? Well, who doesn't like cheese?!

Well DUH llamas like cheese! :lol:

A little story from almost four years ago when I was in the 5th grade... It is 100% true, you can ask the people who were there. :D Actually you can't, but it IS 100% true.

One day, I was in a very very very hyperactive mood (which everyone thought was odd, as when I was in the 2nd grade some random person asked me IF I KNEW HOW TO TALK!!). So I walked up to one of my friends and said, "HI! I'm Ralph, and I'm an Explosive Llama from Mars." And from that day forward, I was Ralph the Explosive Llama from Mars. And still am, lol...

And ONE TIME, my parents actually got me CHEESE for Christmas, 'cos they know how much I like cheese. :lol:

Then, two days ago in Science, we were told to design a brochure trying to get people to visit the planet we were assigned. Luckily for my friend and me, who were luckily partners, we were assigned planet Mars. Which, you see, is my home planet. So we are going to slip something in about the llamas that live there, and THAT is why I saw the cheese hat-wearing llama. :)

THE END

Owlie42
05-12-2004, 08:17 PM
who says it's yours to conquer? :confusion what if all of the little green.. people.. have already claimed it to be inhabited by their species?! what then? *shifts eyes paranoid-edly*

'Tis my computer desk, ergo, 'tis mine to conquer.

Munchkin
05-14-2004, 04:19 AM
owlie, i'll make you a deal:
we split the rum, and i wont attack you with forks, savvy?

Owlie42
05-14-2004, 04:20 AM
But 'tis me rum! I worked hard to smuggle that rum in under the very noses of the mods! *shifty eyes, guards rum*

joshg678
05-14-2004, 08:52 PM
Chickens......

thats the name of the topic, hehe.

Owlie42
05-15-2004, 05:09 AM
Aye, but chickens and rum just go together, don't they?

Munchkin
05-15-2004, 05:35 AM
yes, but i had some rum that i had to smuggle and then you took it! and drank it!

Owlie42
05-15-2004, 06:29 AM
But that doesn't excuse you from taking and drinking my rum! My--precioussss...

pom
05-15-2004, 07:18 PM
:hehe: *finds new rum* o_O oooh, yum... *drinks rum*

lol, "rum" and "yum" rhyme!

westernrider
05-16-2004, 02:36 AM
whooo... cats and hats rhyme! *does a little dance with hobo again*

pom
05-16-2004, 05:24 PM
Blue rhymes with shoe! YAY! *dances with Sophie and hobo*

Inu
05-18-2004, 01:09 AM
Sadly I can't think of any rhyming words...:crying:

What rhymes with chicken?

*attempts to dance but trips on shoe lace*

Hey, I didn't know I was wearing shoes.

Munchkin
05-18-2004, 01:43 AM
But that doesn't excuse you from taking and drinking my rum! My--precioussss...

but it was rightfully mine! i think. :buckt:

pom
05-18-2004, 02:08 AM
Sadly I can't think of any rhyming words...:crying:

What rhymes with chicken?

*attempts to dance but trips on shoe lace*

Hey, I didn't know I was wearing shoes.

*steals Inu's shoes* *hides* BWAHAHA! :lol:<-- see, it is my "BWAHAHA!" smiley. ;)

joshg678
05-18-2004, 02:19 AM
Bwahaha!

pom
05-18-2004, 02:26 AM
:lol:
Bwahahahaha! *cough cough* haha! NARF. :)

Owlie42
05-18-2004, 04:37 AM
*feeds Inu's shoes to a shoe-eating chicken*

pom
05-18-2004, 04:58 PM
*feeds shoe-eating chicken to a chicken-eating shoe* :lol: BWAHAHA!

Owlie42
05-18-2004, 08:09 PM
*shoe and chicken get into a really nasty fight*
*watches*
*runs away*

joshg678
05-18-2004, 09:29 PM
A chicken pooped on me once.

pom
05-19-2004, 12:43 AM
XD :hehe: If a chicken pooped on me, I'd eat it. :) Or feed it to a chicken-eating shoe... :confusion

Munchkin
05-19-2004, 12:46 AM
*watches you all, and then gives Owlie a funny look*

Magln Meow
05-19-2004, 05:02 AM
Why are people obssessed with chickens? :chicken: :chicken: :chicken:

westernrider
05-19-2004, 06:36 AM
we are NOT obssessed... *cough*


...


*dances with hobo chicken*

pom
05-19-2004, 05:02 PM
XD :hehe: If a chicken pooped on me, I'd eat it. :) Or feed it to a chicken-eating shoe... :confusion

EW! I just read my own post... for the second time. It sounded better the first time I read it. :rofl:

cloudy01
05-19-2004, 09:57 PM
i have 30 od pet chickens ^^

Inu
05-19-2004, 11:47 PM
i have 30 od pet chickens ^^
Oooooo! Why do some people have all the fun?

My shoes have been digested by now! WAAAAAHH! :crying:

:( I shall never see my poor, innocent shoes again...

Would chicken poo taste like chicken?

pom
05-20-2004, 12:15 AM
I... don't know. I've never eaten it! I know, you can be a GUINEA PIG! We will all feed Inu chicken poo, and see if it tastes good or not!

:lol: BWAHAHA!

HTMyaL
05-20-2004, 12:46 AM
Eww...I don't want to taste chicken poo...

pom
05-20-2004, 12:51 AM
YOU don't have to... We are going to force Inu to eat it! :lol:

HTMyaL
05-20-2004, 12:53 AM
Good idea! Get Inu! I'll push it the poo in!

pom
05-20-2004, 12:58 AM
:lolol: I think she's offline right now, but we'll get her when she comes back...

I wonder if budgie poo would work too? *eyes her budgies suspiciously, runs to their cage, removes some poo, places it in a pile, and waits for Inu to return*

I love plotting behind peoples' backs. :lol:

HTMyaL
05-20-2004, 12:59 AM
Budgies...my friend has one!

*scoops up friend's budgies' poo*

pom
05-20-2004, 02:03 AM
:rofl: *gathers more budgie poo* *wishes she had some chickens to collect poo from* HEY! Sophie has a chicken! *steals Sophie's chicken's poo* :)

We can see if chicken poo tastes like chicken, and if budgie poo tastes like budgies! So now we will also have to feed Inu budgies... Ew... would anyone like to sacrifice a budgie?

Inu
05-20-2004, 02:38 AM
:eek:

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

*runs off*

I shall NEVER eat chicken poo or budgie poo!

*runs faster*

westernrider
05-20-2004, 03:37 AM
EW! I just read my own post... for the second time. It sounded better the first time I read it. :rofl:


haha... it sounded like you were saying... if a bird pooped on my I would eat the poop... haha that is what I thought when you said that :lolol:

MY CHICKEN POO MINE!

pom
05-20-2004, 05:10 PM
*chases after Inu with budgie, chicken poo, and budgie poo* :lol:

Inu
05-21-2004, 12:50 AM
I'm actually the one being chased and not the one chasing! Ha ah! A new twist.

*runs into lamp post*

Munchkin
05-21-2004, 01:15 AM
why would anybody want to eat bird poo?

Demented
05-21-2004, 01:20 AM
Wow, chicken and budgie poo, sounds... odd. Lol.

joshg678
05-21-2004, 02:02 AM
Poo?? Where!

pom
05-21-2004, 02:08 AM
why would anybody want to eat bird poo?
No one does! That's why we want Inu to taste it!!! *chases Inu* *runs into lamp post* *is unconcious... again!*

Inu
05-21-2004, 03:27 AM
*sees pom unconcious next to her*

Heh heh. :hehe:

Owwww. *rubs face* It left the same mark as the prision bar...

*gets up and runs for it*

Munchkin
05-21-2004, 04:16 AM
pom, why would you want to force your twin (triplet?) to taste bird poo? lol!
i might as well join in though!
*runs after inu, ducks the lamp post and whacks into a sign*

Owlie42
05-21-2004, 05:01 AM
*decides to stay out of it, buys a plane ticket to Japan, and spends the ensuing three weeks in Tokyo saying "Watashi wa chiisu desu" and wonders why she's getting very odd looks*

salomeyasobko
05-21-2004, 05:54 AM
what's that mean? :D

donnamarie
05-21-2004, 04:31 PM
sorry, can't interpret, don't know japanese, only English, Czech, and a little german, little spanish, and a little sign language.(plus tidbits of other languages)

pom
05-21-2004, 05:13 PM
pom, why would you want to force your twin (triplet?) to taste bird poo? lol!
i might as well join in though!
*runs after inu, ducks the lamp post and whacks into a sign*
Erm... she's just the first one I thought of, I guess! :stickout:

Wait! How can I be talking? I'm unconscious... Well, I must be awake! :D *gets up and continues trying to feed Inu bird poo* :lol:

Inu
05-22-2004, 12:11 AM
what's that mean? :D
I think 'watashi wa chiisu desu' means 'I am cheese'. It used to be in an old thread about cheese and they had said what it ment in there. :P

*runs*

How am I able to keep away from people's grasps and chase after people for so long? I mean, I got 10 minutes and 33 seconds on the mile run and I was weezing 1/8 the way through. :D I just guess reality does not have to be a factor.

*runs runs runs*

pom
05-22-2004, 01:02 AM
:rofl: My friend just read the very first bit about poo... (she's not a member here, alas!) and I told her to read the rest and she's like, "No, that's OK, I'd rather not..." :)

Inu
05-22-2004, 02:37 AM
*runs up to pom*

*pokes pom*

*runs off lke a madwoman*:hehe:

pom
05-22-2004, 02:48 AM
*chases after Inu some more*

*finally catches up*

*pokes Inu*

*begins forcing budgie/chicken poo/budgie poo down her throat*

WHOOOOO! I got her! Neener neener neener!

Inu
05-22-2004, 02:51 AM
*laughs evily*

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You just forced poo down my clone's throat.

*gets in chickenmobile*

*drives off*

pom
05-22-2004, 02:56 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! Stupid clone! *gets in the budgiemobile ( :lol: ) and chases Inu*

Inu
05-22-2004, 03:07 AM
A budgiemobile?! Daaaaahh....

*puts the petal to the metal*

pom
05-22-2004, 03:11 AM
*laughs maniacally* :lol: *chases Inu*

Owlie42
05-22-2004, 05:12 AM
*still in Japan*

Inu
05-22-2004, 04:43 PM
*swerves around tight corner*

AAAAAAHHHH! :eek: I almost tipped over.

*is staying away from corners*

pom
05-22-2004, 06:03 PM
*continues chasing Inu* *goes to Japan and puts Owlie in budgiemobile so the poo doesn't fly out* YEEHAW! *is a Texan* *continues chasing Inu!*

Inu
05-22-2004, 08:23 PM
*is being chased*

*is confused*

*doesn't know what to do*

*didn't know she could drive*

*drives faster*

Munchkin
05-23-2004, 12:04 AM
*wakes up*
*looks around*
*is confused*
*buys a plane ticket to sweden*
*goes and says to everyone "Kan du berätta var badrummet och toaletten är? Jag är jättehungrig!"*
*doesn't understand why everyone is giving me funny looks*
*laughs at everyone who can't understand what i'm saying*

Owlie42
05-23-2004, 08:33 PM
*tries to get away from Pom* *curses*

Inu
05-24-2004, 12:01 AM
*doesn't know were pom and Owlie are*

*doesn't know were she is*

*doesn't know lots of things*

*almost crashes into chicken coop*

Whew! That was a close one.

Demented
05-24-2004, 01:25 AM
*is worndering why everyone's using stars!*
:lol:

Munchkin
05-24-2004, 05:21 AM
"Kan du berätta var badrummet och toaletten är derför att jag är jättehungrig!!!"
*ahem...translation....next post*
:D

pom
05-24-2004, 05:01 PM
What? *is confused*

*continues typing in stars* *laughs maniacally... again* *chases Inu* *runs into chicken coop*

OUCH!

*is unconscious yet again*

Owlie42
05-24-2004, 08:01 PM
*pokes pom*
*makes a run for it*
*finds the door is locked*
*pulls Ethelred out of pocket and smacks it/him against the door*
*door flies open*
*runs away*
*falls into the Pacific*
*curses*
*gets eaten by a whale*

pom
05-24-2004, 11:17 PM
*wakes up*
*chases Owlie*
*falls in Pacific*
*somehow ends up in the same whale as Owlie*
*pokes Owlie*
So... how shall we get out of here? I need to go chase Inu! :D

Owlie42
05-25-2004, 12:47 AM
*Tries to speak whale like Dory*
*whale gets so offended that it spits Owlie and Pom out*
*(Owlie) goes home to ponder her fate*

pom
05-25-2004, 12:55 AM
*chases Inu some more*
*budgiemobile runs out of gas*
Oh, darn. :(

Owlie42
05-25-2004, 01:13 AM
*comes by with a couple of gallons of gas*
Here ya go! It's...3.19 a gallon! Pay up!

westernrider
05-25-2004, 01:41 PM
haha My Math teacher looks SOOO much like Dory. It is insane.

*is very confussed*

pom
05-25-2004, 04:58 PM
$3.19!? This is CRAZY!!! *steals Sophie's money, pays for gas, and continues chasing Inu*

Owlie42
05-25-2004, 08:17 PM
haha My Math teacher looks SOOO much like Dory. It is insane.

*is very confussed*
My art teacher from jr. high looks like Dory. The first thing I thought when I saw the movie was "...she looks like someone...who was it..." and my sister yelled "She looks like Mrs. Soandso!"

----

*calls cops on Pom for robbery*
*runs away*

Munchkin
05-26-2004, 12:42 AM
*pokes you all*
*drinks some rum*
yummness...

pom
05-26-2004, 07:58 PM
:lol: BWAHAHA! *decides to quit chasing Inu* *chases Owlie* Now we can feed YOU the chicken/budgie poo! :lol:

:rofl:

Owlie42
05-27-2004, 05:13 AM
AAAGH!

*runs*
*keeps running*
Just keep running, just keep running, running, running, running...

westernrider
05-27-2004, 06:09 AM
now where did my money go... I was going to buy my hobo chicken a collar :(

Owlie42
05-27-2004, 06:11 AM
but then it wouldn't be a hobo anymore...

*keeps running*

westernrider
05-27-2004, 06:17 AM
*gasp* noooooo *forgets all about hobo chicken* *chases after Inu*

westernrider
05-27-2004, 07:32 AM
<off topic> *sniff* yall are all triplets with out me! *snort* *sneezes on hobo chicken*</off topic>

pom
05-27-2004, 04:39 PM
*takes a deep breath* Sophie, would you like to be a quadruplet? :lolol:

*chases Owlie*

angelicx
05-27-2004, 05:23 PM
They played the chicken dance at our prom this year right after the hokey pokey... it was really funny. -_-

westernrider
05-27-2004, 08:53 PM
*takes a deep breath* Sophie, would you like to be a quadruplet? :lolol:

*chases Owlie*

haha no... that is ok... I am telling be the "*takes a deep breath*" that you probably do not want more... "twines" unless you want to be a quadruplet.. haha :lolol:

*chases owlie with pom*

pom
05-28-2004, 03:13 AM
Nah, it's OK, if you want to be a quadruplet, that's OK. ;) Or maybe we could find someone who'd like to be YOUR twin?

westernrider
05-28-2004, 04:47 AM
ooo good idea... hmmm who to be my twin?

pom
05-28-2004, 03:09 PM
Maybe you should put something in your sig. That's what psycho did. :)

Inu
05-29-2004, 02:49 AM
I'm FREE!
*ducks into a radom bush for no reason*
*sees Owlie run by*
Heh heh...

pom
05-29-2004, 06:17 PM
What does "radom" mean? :D lol jk! :hehe:

Inu
05-29-2004, 06:26 PM
What does "radom" mean? :D lol jk! :hehe:
I forgot the 'n'... :buckt:

I'm typo prone!

pom
05-29-2004, 06:38 PM
Yes you are. :stickout: I am too but I press backspace like every four letters... Spelling Queens shouldn't make mistakes when it comes to spelling... :P

Munchkin
05-30-2004, 12:00 AM
^ Very true, oh great Spelling Queen :bow:

Inu
05-30-2004, 03:25 AM
My spelling sucks badly. :stickout: When I don't know how to spell a word I check it in MS word. Yes. I'm that pathetic.

Owlie42
05-30-2004, 04:47 AM
*finds Inu in the bush*
*gives her a dictionary*
*keeps running*

Inu
05-30-2004, 03:26 PM
I am now a proud owner of a dictionary given to me by Owlie.

*leaps into the air, dictionary in hand*

*tumbles over from massive weight of the dictionary*

Waaaaa! This thing is like 7 inches thick!

*peeks inside*

And the print is about a milimeter tall! Need magnifying glass... Need to find a definition for chicken...

O.O; I just ripped a page.

westernrider
05-30-2004, 03:36 PM
*eats ripped out page*

wow... it dissolved in my mouth like one of thoes mint strips it is so thin... I wonder if the dictionary comes in flavors? hmmm

joshg678
05-30-2004, 06:35 PM
Chickens? *cluck*

pom
05-30-2004, 07:23 PM
^ Very true, oh great Spelling Queen :bow:

:rofl:

*rips out a page from Inu's dictionary* *eats it* Mmm, minty. :)

Bebe x Baby Luv
05-30-2004, 07:38 PM
I like Fried Chicken

joshg678
05-30-2004, 10:07 PM
me2

pom
05-30-2004, 10:16 PM
yo tambien. ;) Mmm...

Bebe x Baby Luv
05-31-2004, 02:05 AM
This is a long post....but nooooo you NEVER see anything this popular about TURKEYS!!!!

pom
05-31-2004, 03:24 AM
I like turkeys. :) *gobblegobblegobbleturkeynoisegobble* :D

HTMyaL
05-31-2004, 03:27 AM
Turkeys don't taste as good, though :(

pom
05-31-2004, 03:37 AM
True... but they make awesome noises. *turkeynoise*

Magln Meow
05-31-2004, 06:29 AM
Chickens!! :chicken:

pom
05-31-2004, 07:03 AM
*gobblebwak!*

cutelilkittie
05-31-2004, 07:25 AM
I ate this Turkey mini dog in health class and it wasn't very good. I wanted to puke! My friends were like are you ok? I'm all leaning over-acting high if you wanna say that, and yeah. I replied, "It tasted like I ate the beak." Yum yum, may I have a soup with a fly in it instead please? Or the chicken-flavored dictionary.

Magln Meow
06-01-2004, 03:24 AM
Why did you have a Turkey mini dog anyway? Those aren't very healthy for a health class... Are they?

Owlie42
06-01-2004, 04:08 AM
Turkeys don't taste as good, though :(
Only if you don't cook 'em right. I love thanksgiving turkey...:D

CatsHorsesLuver
06-01-2004, 05:22 AM
Turkey is pretty good, if cooked right. Don't eat it that often though. lol.

Owlie42
06-02-2004, 02:44 AM
Why did you have a Turkey mini dog anyway? Those aren't very healthy for a health class... Are they?

anything "edible" with the word "dog" in its name is not healthy.

Bebe x Baby Luv
06-02-2004, 10:30 PM
turkey is good...but chicken is better...

haha like Jessica Simpson and the buffalo wings..."I dont eat buffalo..."
LMFAO! so stupid....

Inu
06-03-2004, 12:07 AM
*huggles dictionary*

My chicken-flavored dictionary!

*looks were pom ripped the page out*

:crying: pom, you ate most of the x's!

I wonder if there is a turkey-flavored dictionary. Cooked right of course.

pom
06-03-2004, 12:27 AM
*finishes the Xs and eats the Qs* :stickout:

Munchkin
06-03-2004, 01:49 AM
inu, wasn't your dictionary mint- flavoured? O.o
*thumbs through the dictionary, finds a rum-flavoured page, and eats it* eek! yumminess!

pom
06-03-2004, 02:14 AM
You guys are weird, I just like the letter flavored ones. *eats the Zs*

HTMyaL
06-03-2004, 02:22 AM
Hey! My dictionary's cherry-orange flavored! I'm not weird...*people all stare at me*...AHH! THE EYES! THEY SCARE ME!!!!!!! THE MOOGLES ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD BY SAYING "KUPO" TO THE CHICKENS!!!

Owlie42
06-03-2004, 08:05 PM
*pulls a page out of the dictionary* *eats it* Ooh! Coffee flavored! *keeps eating the dictionary*

Munchkin
06-03-2004, 11:36 PM
*does the impossible by getting drunk on a rum-flavoured dictionary page*
ooh..........yummy.....
*walks around in some circles before finally collapsing against the wall*

Inu
06-04-2004, 12:00 AM
pom, you're killing my dictionary! :crying:

pom
06-04-2004, 12:28 AM
*eats all the Rs*

Penguin_Otaku
06-04-2004, 03:34 AM
Chicken McNuggets Rule!

psychochick
06-04-2004, 03:35 AM
poor chickens. *hides chickens*

hafunui
06-04-2004, 04:16 PM
i like chickens, they taste YUMMY :hehe:

cutelilkittie
06-04-2004, 11:32 PM
and chicken shouldn't be in the protein area.... they should b in the extras-mm gewd food

Munchkin
06-05-2004, 02:13 AM
poor chickens, let's eat the cheese. cheese can't feel- or can it..?

HTMyaL
06-05-2004, 02:15 AM
Are you kidding? Cheese is very sensitive :(. :cheese:
:cheese2:
:chicken:

pom
06-05-2004, 03:14 AM
OF COURSE CHEESE HAS FEELINGS! Are you insane?

Munchkin
06-06-2004, 12:24 AM
am i insane? you know, pom, that's a very good question. :D
ok, ok, i admit the cheese has feelings. let's....*thinks* drink rum. rum is tasty.

HTMyaL
06-06-2004, 07:20 PM
You and Owlie drank it all, remember?

pom
06-06-2004, 07:52 PM
I stole some more. The rum supply has been replenished. ;)

Inu
06-07-2004, 05:19 PM
The chickens ate my internet! Poo.

I make sure to say sorry to cheese before I eat it. One time I forgot and I had indigestion.

Does rum have feelings too?

Makar
06-07-2004, 05:49 PM
My brother came home with two baby chicks (http://melicbot.com/images/chick.jpg) last night! :eek:

pcsagewiz
06-07-2004, 10:45 PM
My brother came home with two baby chicks (http://melicbot.com/images/chick.jpg) last night! :eek:
Awwww :chicken: so cute :)

Munchkin
06-09-2004, 01:40 AM
You and Owlie drank it all, remember?
ah...yes. :buckt:
er. er. er.
wait, pom has some. *chases after pom*

pom
06-09-2004, 03:28 AM
The chickens ate my internet! Poo.

I make sure to say sorry to cheese before I eat it. One time I forgot and I had indigestion.

Does rum have feelings too?

That happened to me once too... o_O

No, rum doesn't have feelings. 'tis just rum. *drinks rum* *runs from Munchkin*

HTMyaL
06-09-2004, 11:56 PM
Ugh, once a chicken ate MY internet. He then proceeded to eat my froggie :(.

Inu
06-10-2004, 10:17 PM
The chicken regurgitated my Internet. :)

*chases after Munchkin who is chasing pom*

Wheeeee!

pom
06-11-2004, 12:44 AM
*chases Inu who is chasing Munchkin who is chasing pom*
o_O
:eek: Does that mean I'm chasing myself?! *is confused*

Magln Meow
06-11-2004, 02:15 AM
I heard for Thanksgiving about a year ago they had turkey flavored soda. Funny thing is there was no meat or turkey in it! Although I never tried it before they didn't have it at the store and it was for Thanksgiving only...

Munchkin
06-12-2004, 01:12 AM
eep! so many people chasing me!
wait a sec....pom, you still have rum! i *think* it's mine...:eek:
gimme that! *runs after pom and throws spoons at the people chasing*

Bebe x Baby Luv
06-12-2004, 01:32 AM
how does this convo go from chickens to turkeys to chasing people?

haha well, i started that turkey thing....and god knows what else will come up

Inzu
06-12-2004, 02:11 AM
I heard for Thanksgiving about a year ago they had turkey flavored soda. Funny thing is there was no meat or turkey in it! Although I never tried it before they didn't have it at the store and it was for Thanksgiving only...

http://www.jonessoda.com/files/turkey.html

This stuff looks pretty tasty.

Munchkin
06-12-2004, 10:29 PM
*manages to catch up with pom, grabs bottle of rum, and runs for my life :eek:*

SSPrincess
06-12-2004, 11:21 PM
*pokes head into thread*
Hmm...sees like the chaos in here is still in full swing and ACK-
*gets run over by Munchkin, Pom & Inu*
Ooo...lookie at all of the chickens flying around!
*blacks out*
x_x

Munchkin
06-13-2004, 12:48 AM
*looks back and feels guilty about running over SSPrincess*
*chucks a bottle of rum back at SSPrincess*
*keeps on running*

Owlie42
06-13-2004, 02:52 AM
this is fun...*sits in corner and twiddles thumbs*

pom
06-13-2004, 03:38 AM
*stops to drink some rum* *continues running* :)